Starting in the mid to late 90s (depending on what you consider horny advertising) everyone was under the impression that gamers were all male, mostly young, and very, very lonely. They were wrong. That was just me and the joke’s on them because I had no money. Running with this premise and the mistaken belief that you can sell anything with sex, they embarked on a decade long campaign fuelled by hormones. Fortunately (unfortunately?) for me I was a prime candidate for this targeted advertising. I was a teenage nerd with rampaging hormones and a total inability to communicate with the girls around me. As such I was at the forefront of horny video game ads and you can now benefit from my social awkwardness as we take an incredibly uncomfortable walk through the history of sexy video game advertising.

Sometimes the randy ads made at least some sense and, despite that there are gemstones from dime store jewellers with more facets than her entire body, Lara Croft of Tomb Raider fame became a sex symbol. Yes, the capacity for human arousal is not to be underestimated and her triangular boobs were famous almost instantly, though significantly remastered for advertising. The Tomb Raider campaign would feature copy like “What are you waiting for? See all that Lara has to offer”, “She’s an adventurer with… a rapid-fire body” and “Come on, boys! What are you waiting for?”. We also got Angelina Jolie doing cosplay and whatever the hell this is. The people went nuts.

The tragedy of the Tomb Raider campaigns is that these games were considered excellent on their own and didn’t need sex to bring people in. The original Tomb Raider spawned one of the most famous characters in media and an ongoing franchise that covers every console generation since the original’s release. Though the writers did eventually fall to the “sexual assault creates strong woman” trope. Don’t worry though, it was just a misunderstanding.

Command & Conquer was not to be outdone in the “franchise goes horny stakes” and rolled out a series of ads that had even less to do with their games than the Tomb Raider campaigns. Say hi to Tanya from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2. While she exists in the game, she’s barely there and it’s reasonable to believe she was included just for this ad.

And it just got wilder for C&C from there as Red Alert 3 rolled out a bevy of military pin-ups. Clearly the Tanya campaign worked because here we have all of the girls from the game. Say hi to the girls.

These obviously Photoshop-free images clearly had a lot to do with a game that consists of tiny little sprites blowing each other up with digital weapons and if you can’t see the connection then I’m afraid there’s simply no help for you. As with Tomb Raider, these ads weren’t necessary.

Of course, not all sexy campaigns were for gems and some games probably did need to get their tits out to bring in an audience. A highlight is Deathtrap Dungeon. Despite being based on an existing IP, the game was middling at best so the advertisers chose to go horny. And not just a little horny, but BDMS horny. So much so that the ad below is considered the paradigm of sex-mad game advertising.

Then, of course, there’s Duke Nukem. Not a sex symbol himself, but an absolute lad and once he’d excelled in Duke Nukem 3D what was there to do other than dive into the strippers and babes bro side of his hilariously shallow character and roll out a deplorably sexist ad or two. Thus we got Planet of the Babes. The campaigns for this digital schlock leaned heavily into the babe side of things and stained an already gross project with a ‘horny teen writes action hero’ vibe. It didn’t help that the game also sucked horrendously, but at least we got an amusing story out of it.

For the most part horny advertising for games disappeared in the early 2000s. Even the internet champion of horny game advertising, Evony, has moved towards the interactive minigame style of advertising. Still trash and still nothing to do with the actual game, but hey, it’s not sexist anymore!

Yet even in these dark frontiers advertising has moved towards interactive mini games rather than tits aplenty. Here’s hoping that advertising continues to evolve and marketers start to think of us less as easily manipulated horndogs and more as thinking, feeling humans. I mean, I don’t think that, but maybe we can convince the marketers.

Liked this? Let me know and I’ll do a follow-up! There’s plenty more horny video game advertising to talk about including the times entire brands jumped the busty, bikini clad shark as both Sony and Sega got uncomfortably weird.

Kris

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We’re back with another monthly orbit through the weird, useful, nostalgic and mildly cursed corners of creative culture. Grab a coffee, open too many tabs, and let’s dive in.

▶ In this issue:

• Cannes ads that actually fixed things

• KFC’s Bucketverse

• TikTok pineapples

• Scientology speedrunning

• cereal box CD-ROMs

• Be Kind, Rewind.

🌟 Fresh Orbit: Creative News & Quick Takes

• At Cannes Lions 2026, advertising seemed to get a new memo: stop just saying meaningful things and start doing useful things. The big shift was from purpose-driven campaigns full of nice messages to brand ideas that actually help people in real life.

• Ogilvy, LePub Milan and Heineken took top honors: Ogilvy won Network of the Year, LePub Milan took Agency of the Year and Heineken was named Brand of the Year at Cannes Lions 2026. A very European final scoreboard.

• The biggest Cannes Lions 2026 winners had one thing in common: they didn’t just make ads, they fixed stuff. AXA changed insurance contracts to help domestic abuse victims, BCP turned shop payment terminals into emergency bank-card blockers, Kenya’s “Paid Sick Leave for Cows” kept unsafe milk out of the supply chain, and “Nigrum Corpus” exposed racial bias in healthcare. Basically: less shiny brand purpose, more useful brand plumbing.

  

• Cannes 2026 also proved that people would rather play with a brand than just watch it talk. Clash Royale rewarded players from copycat games, Uber Eats let fans build their own Super Bowl ads for food deals, KitKat turned stolen chocolate into a “contraband” hunt, and Wisła Kraków used AI to tell fans how lucky they were for the team. Basically: the best ads didn’t just tell stories—they gave people buttons to press.

• KFC dropped a whole ‘Bucketverse’: KFC’s biggest global rebrand in years, done with JKR, went live in the UK and Ireland in June: new logo, packaging, restaurants, app, tone of voice, even open-concept ‘quick-experience’ stores in McKinney, TX and Dubai. Yes, they called it a Bucketverse. Yes, they meant it.

• Big-brand parade sponsorships thinned out: Multiple Pride parades pivoted to hyper-local and grassroots funding as major sponsors quietly walked away, spooked by political and consumer backlash. Community orgs picked up the slack.

• Kool-Aid Pineapples took over TikTok: The trend — soaking pineapple spears in Kool-Aid mix — went fully mainstream in June, mostly thanks to ‘Silly Willie’ in Pompano Beach, FL, who sells ‘Pineapple Dreamz’ out of his trunk. Multiple Facebook Marketplace copycats immediately followed.

  

• Scientology Speedrunning became a legitimate genre: The bizarre TikTok trend of ‘speedrunning’: running as deep into Scientology facilities as possible before being escorted out - kept escalating through June. Videos got removed en masse; three teens got charged with second-degree burglary in Seattle for taking it too far. Source: Wikipedia — Scientology Speedrunning

• ‘2026 is the new 2016’ hit peak: The nostalgia trend continued to eat social media whole—TikTok searches for ‘2016’ rose 452%, Spotify’s ‘special 2016’ playlist stats spiked 71%. Selena Gomez, Ananya Panday, Kylie Jenner and dozens of celebs joined in.

• Everyone can reorganize their grid now: Instagram rolled out grid-reorganization for all users. Every millennial’s 2015 aesthetic just got another shot at redemption.

• Threads introduced ‘Your Algo’: ‘Your Algo’ lets you privately steer feed algorithm—‘more of this,’ ‘less of that,’ choose the duration (1, 3 or 7 days). Meta finally admitted control is a feature, not a threat.

• Claude showed up inside iPhones for the first time: Apple’s new multi-AI Extensions system officially made Claude an iPhone option alongside Gemini. Anthropic’s model quietly walked onto every future iPhone.

• Bulgaria won Eurovision—for the first time: Bulgaria’s Dara took Eurovision 2026 in Vienna (May 16) with ‘Bangaranga,’ scoring 516 total points and winning both jury and public votes. It was Bulgaria’s first-ever win and set a record 173-point margin.

• Spielberg dropped ‘Disclosure Day’ on June 12: Steven Spielberg’s sci-fi ‘Disclosure Day’ released June 12—a UFO drama that everyone immediately assumed was a metaphor for something. He may have said it was.

• Splatoon Raiders and The Duskbloods got dated: Splatoon Raiders (single-player treasure-hunt splat game) and The Duskbloods (a new multiplayer action title) both got 2026 Switch 2 dates in the Nintendo Direct. FromSoftware fans specifically felt seen.

• Summer 2026 is officially Y2K summer: Rhinestone velour, micro-minis, lace-trim camis, ultra-low-rise denim—Y2K remains the defining summer trend, only styled less ironically than in 2023. Fashion editors have accepted their fate.

• Anthony Head died at 72: Actor Anthony Head, forever Giles from Buffy and beloved as Rupert Mannion on Ted Lasso, died June 5 at 72. Two entire generations quietly rewatched.

• IKEA’s team gave the reactive-marketing masterclass: IKEA’s whole June was proof that being fast and human beats being clever. Rebranding a plush toy as ‘Punch’s Comfort Orangutan’ didn’t need a $2M brief — just an alert set to ‘macaque.’

The Flip Phone Is Back. Again. ✨

The latest comeback isn’t trying to outsmart your iPhone.

It’s trying to out-ignore it. The Commodore Callback 8020 is a modern flip phone that keeps the useful parts—calls, messages, maps, music, Built-in FM radio—while trying to remove the infinite feed.

No browser. No social media. No algorithm waiting behind your lock screen.

Claims to be Smart Where It Counts

• Designed to reduce screen time, but still work as your main phone

• 48MP Sony rear camera with flash and intelligent autofocus

• Autofocus front-facing camera for video calls

• HD audio and lossless music support

• Optional hi-def IEM earphones

• ESS & Cirrus Logic DAC sound chips

• Built-in FM radio (Yes, you heard right!!)

Whether anyone actually wants to text on T9 again is another question.

🔗 Check it out

🔗 Curated Links: Oddities & Inspirations

From Interface to Fossil

Artist Kleinian basically printed a weather app on a rock.

Also Spotify playlists, Bitcoin charts, Alarm Settings, Call of Duty, GTA and GPS routes. His “Rocks” series turns screen life into geological debris and it feels is something very eerie about seeing a weather app fossilized.

All that real-time urgency. All that refreshing. All that “partly cloudy.” Now it just looks like an ancient carving of something people once checked constantly instead of stepping outside to see for themselves.

🔗 More of Kleinian’s Rocks

Adidas’ Latest Sneaker Campaign Had a Looting Policy

For its Stan Smith residency in Paris, Adidas turned the shoe’s little green accent into an entire world and then let people just take pieces of it…home.

Set designer Mathilde Vallantin Dulac curated a courtyard full of random green objects: chairs, books, furniture, crates, rugs, balls, lamps, random beautiful junk.

The concept is straightforward: focus on a single visual idea, build an environment around it and invite people to interact with it in a tangible way.

🔗 Adidas Stan Smith residency (Check the comment section)

The Future Has Great Lighting and No Exit

Richard Nadler is a contemporary digital artist based in Munich, Germany. He creates worlds that look like someone zoomed out and found an entire civilization stacked inside the pixels.

His vertical worlds are packed with tiny lives, glowing windows, terraces, pools, plants, cruise-ship buildings and impossible balconies. From far away, they look like utopia. Up close, they feel like urban planning by a browser with 400 tabs open.

Beautiful. Exhausting. Probably the future, unfortunately.

🔗 Richard Nadler’s work

The World’s Most Nostalgic Water Bottle

If your inner seven-year-old had a product design brief, it would probably look something like this.

CamelBak and Crayola came up with water bottles that look like giant crayons, which is exactly the kind of object that makes adults say, “I don’t need this,” while immediately deciding which color they will go for.

The bottles come in Crayola-inspired shades with lids that nod to crayon tips.

🔗 See the Crayola x CamelBak collection

📸 Visual Inspiration

Cereal Box CD-ROMs

A strange golden age when breakfast came with software. Free games, AOL trials, screensavers, encyclopedia demos, and weird mascot mini-worlds attached to the front of a sugar box.

🎟 Pop-Culture Artifact of the Month

The VHS Rewind Sticker

Before streaming turned movies into a bottomless couch-hole, renting a VHS came with a tiny code of conduct: be kind, rewind. It was a sticker, a reminder, and a small moral test stuck to the side of a plastic rectangle. You didn’t just watch the movie: you returned it ready for the next stranger. That’s what made the phrase so charmingly weird: it turned a boring technical chore into community etiquette. Video stores depended on customers rewinding tapes before bringing them back, because nobody wanted to press play on Jurassic Park and land straight in the credits. In some stores, not rewinding could even mean extra fees or extra work for staff.

The sticker now feels like a tiny artifact from a more physical internet-before-the-internet world: movie nights had deadlines, late fees, plastic cases, drop boxes, and consequences. Streaming removed the rewind problem, but also the ritual. Now Netflix just watches us half-asleep and asks, “Are you still watching?” Physical media had manners. Streaming has abandonment issues.

❌ Campaign-Fail of the Month

Louis Vuitton Built a Wave During a Heatwave

A giant artificial wave in the middle of Paris made for a striking runway. It also arrived during one of France’s most severe heatwaves.

As an image, it was dramatic. Sand. Surfboards. Models emerging from behind a huge water installation. Pharrell doing Pharrell-scale spectacle.

The Timing was less than ideal. The show landed with temperatures pushing past 40°C in parts of the country.

LVMH claimed the water was reused in a closed-loop system and the sand and other parts of the setup would be repurposed. That may be true but it still feels like a black mirror episode and is tone-deaf.

🔗 Read more over at Reuters

🤔 Poll of the Month

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We’re back with your monthly dose of the bizarre and delightful in creative culture, design oddities, and internet curiosities. Grab a coffee, or whatever fuels your creative weirdness and dive in!

🌟 Fresh Orbit: Creative News & Quick Takes

• Spotify’s 20th-anniversary disco-ball app icon became a mini branding controversy: people noticed, complained & memed it. The “mirror-tile logo” look spread after, with other brands reportedly riffing on the reflective disco aesthetic

  

• Pinterest launched a May 2026 brand campaign telling users to get inspired online, then go live offline. Pinterest’s positioning is basically: “We are useful internet, not doomscroll internet.”

• The funniest platform contradiction of May: every app wants to be the healthy app. Pinterest says go outside, Instagram says post original work, YouTube says label AI, TikTok says trust our AI ad stack. Everyone is selling detox from the system they helped build.

• The 2026 Met Gala happened on May 4 in New York. Yaaawn. We are lurking just for the memes.

• D&AD 2026 awarded 573 Pencils across 46 categories. That is a lot of creative excellence, or at minimum a lot of extremely heavy shelf objects.

• GifCities was originally launched in 2016 for the Internet Archive’s 20th anniversary and was updated in 2025.** So by May 2026, the old GIF archive had become newly relevant again inside the nostalgia wave.

• Darren Aronofsky defended AI at Cannes as an “expanded cinematic toolbox.” The most Cannes sentence imaginable: a serious auteur, a controversial technology, and everyone pretending the future of cinema is being decided over canapés.

• The new luxury brand move: don’t look desperate online. Bottega-style social restraint, literary clubs, run clubs, art fairs and offline experiences are becoming brand signals. Less “please share this,” more “you had to be there.”

• The “offline internet” became a brand aesthetic. Pinterest says go outside, fashion brands host literary clubs, Cannes turns influencers into IRL spectacle, and everyone tries to make digital culture feel physical again.

• Susan Boyle’s sudden Instagram rebrand looked suspiciously like a campaign. Vogue noted that she wiped her feed, debuted a glam new look, posted with “#ad,” and seemed to be teasing a new era. A 2009 viral star being repackaged for 2026 social culture is very internet-time-loop.

• Substack-style direct channels are part of the influencer shift. Vogue noted newsletters and more direct-to-consumer communications as brands look beyond saturated feeds for trust and depth.

• Coca-Cola is already warming up for the FIFA World Cup 2026 with limited-edition football-shaped bottles at Walmart. Will people buy it, photograph it and keep it in a cupboard for 14 years? Obviously.

✏️ The Curious Cases from D&AD Pencil Awards

We were lucky enough to attend this year’s D&AD Festival, and even luckier to get a glimpse behind the curtain by shadowing judges in a few categories. It was one of those rare industry moments where the case films, craft, and conversations actually punched through the noise and stayed with us.

These are the cases that turned our heads the most:

1. Caption with Intention — captions finally get cinematic

• Brand: Chicago Hearing Society

• Agency: FCB Chicago, Rakish Entertainment, Chicago Hearing Society

• Awards: 1 Yellow Pencil, 9 Graphite Pencils, 4 Wood Pencils and 8 Shortlists across its D&AD 2026 run.

• Why it won: It reimagines closed captions as a proper storytelling system, not just white text at the bottom of the screen. The system uses character colours for speaker attribution, precise timing, and variable type to show volume, pitch, emotion, and intention. It was co-created and tested with the Chicago Hearing Society, recognised by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, and made open-source for studios and creators.

• Our take: For 50 years, captions basically said: “someone is speaking.” This asks: what if captions could act, whisper, scream, interrupt, and carry emotional subtext? Accessibility becomes art direction.

  

2. Butterfly — The Art of Table Tennis: A Tribute to Timo Boll

• Brand: Butterfly

• Agency: Jung von Matt Hamburg; Saydan Çelik / Jung von Matt HAVEL

• Awards: Wood Pencil in Art Direction, plus a Shortlist at D&AD 2026.

• Why it won: After table tennis legend Timo Boll retired, Butterfly turned eight of his original rackets into hand-carved linocut printing plates. Each racket depicted a key moment from Boll’s career, and the prints became fine-art posters, ads, a brochure, and an exhibition during Berlin Art Week. D&AD lists it as a 2026 Wood Pencil winner, while Saydan Çelik described it as “no budgets, just 8 rackets” and a handmade idea around love for the sport.

• Our take: A sports tribute that literally turns the athlete’s tools into printing tools. Very nice: racket as archive, racket as relic, racket as poster machine.

  

3. Firecatchers — turning Twitch “starting soon” screens into wildfire surveillance

• Client: Sapeurs-Pompiers de France

• Agency: Havas Play France

• Country: France

• Awards: D&AD 2026 Graphite Pencil + Wood Pencil, Creator Content / Media

• Why it won: Firecatchers used a dead bit of livestream real estate—the “starting soon” screen on Twitch—and turned it into a civic warning system. Instead of showing static countdown graphics while audiences waited for streams to begin, creators broadcast live surveillance footage from wildfire-risk zones. Viewers waiting for entertainment became a distributed lookout network, helping spot potential fires earlier. D&AD describes the idea as transforming “waiting time into watch time.”

• Our take: A perfect internet-native public-safety hack: the most boring screen on Twitch becomes a firewatch tower. It’s very 2026—creator culture, livestream habit, climate anxiety, and civic infrastructure all mashed into one “stream starting soon” rectangle.

  

4. The Periodic Fable — The Ordinary turns beauty nonsense into a fake science table

• Brand: The Ordinary

• Agency: Uncommon Creative Studio

• Awards: 3 Yellow Pencils, 2 Graphite Pencils and 4 Wood Pencils at D&AD 2026.

• Why it won: The campaign created a “scientific table with zero science,” replacing chemical elements with 49 skincare marketing buzzwords. It attacked the overblown language of the beauty industry—“poreless,” “clean,” “detox,” “miracle” energy—while staying totally on-brand for The Ordinary’s radical transparency positioning. It extended into OOH, social, influencer activations, and a surreal classroom film. D&AD describes it as a critique of trend-led, overconsumption-driven beauty culture.

• Our take: A fake periodic table for fake beauty science. It feels like school, satire, packaging design, and category roast all in one.

  

5. The Final Copy of Ilon Specht — the woman behind “Because I’m Worth It” gets the last word

• Brand: L’Oréal Paris

• Agency: McCann / L’Oréal Paris

• Awards: 2 Yellow Pencils, 2 Graphite Pencils and 1 Wood Pencil at D&AD 2026, across categories including Film, Entertainment, Direction, Media and Editing.

• Why it won: This 17-minute branded documentary tells the story of Ilon Specht, the young copywriter who wrote L’Oréal’s iconic “Because I’m Worth It” line in the 1970s. D&AD describes it as a branded film that crosses into “pure cinema,” with no product pushing. It appeared on AMC+, Prime Video and became the first branded content acquired by TED.

• Our take: A beauty brand wins by doing the least “beauty ad” thing possible: letting an old copywriter talk about rage, feminism, authorship, and the four words that outlived almost every campaign around them.'

  

🎟 Pop-Culture Artifact of the Month

McDonald’s Office Delivery: The Copier Ate (2026)

Awarded for: Best Use of Office Equipment in the Name of Lunch.

For its Office Delivery campaign, created by TBWA\Paris and directed by Elias Levy, actual McDonald’s items were placed on a copier glass and scanned like suspicious lunch evidence. Big Mac. Fries. Nuggets. Drink. Even the ad copy was printed, stuck onto the scanner and absorbed into that weird fluorescent office-document glow.

The insight is simple: a huge amount of lunch happens at work. McDonald’s moved the ad into the place where the craving actually happens: the inbox, during lunchtime and between meetings, while your brain is running on 8% battery and someone says “quick lunch?”.

It is not polished in the traditional food-ad way. The burger looks flattened. The fries look like evidence. The whole thing has the visual dignity of a tax document. But that is exactly why it works.

🔗 Source: Famous Campaigns

💿 Album Art of the Month

Stefan Sagmeister’s Aerosmith’s Nine Lives cover

Stefan Sagmeister’s story about Aerosmith’s Nine Lives cover is basically the final boss of album-design chaos. What started as a dream Sony Music brief—big band, big budget, Indian-inspired music, perfect title—slowly turned into a cursed CD-ROM of rejected ideas, expensive paper engineering, religious complaints, Walmart nipple panic, legal threats, and invoices that apparently went wandering off into the void.

The original concept was genuinely beautiful: a cut-out booklet where a cat would transform page by page, playing with the idea of “nine lives.” Everyone loved it, until the extra production cost—just 16 cents per CD—killed the magic. The replacement cover then triggered complaints from a Hindu sect, got censored by Walmart over snake-creature nipples, and nearly left Sagmeister’s tiny studio on the hook for a massive settlement.

His D&AD Festival lesson was brutally simple: when too many people steer the ship, the ship does not become more strategic. It becomes a floating mood board with legal problems.

🔗 Curated Links: Oddities & Inspirations

Poolsuite.com A Browser Tab From a Better Internet

Poolsuite feels like a tiny fake operating system built by internet friends with a suspiciously strong commitment to leisure. Born in the Highlands of Scotland, the project describes itself as a small collective making things online, hosting parties, making sunscreen and generally bringing warmth to its community of listeners. It’s internet radio wrapped in pixel type, pop-up windows, low-res glamour.

everynoise.com

A visual map of every single music genre on Spotify — over 6,000 of them. Click any genre and it immediately plays a sample. Discover that “Norwegian Worship,” “Drab Pop,” and “Danger Clown” are real and distinct genres. An afternoon is not enough.

windows93.net

The kind of interface that makes you want to click everything just to see what happens. A fully functional surreal parody operating system that runs in your browser. Solitaire, a virtual desktop companion, pop-up windows that multiply when you try to close them, and a musical defrag utility. Built as a web art project. Somehow more interesting than your actual desktop.

bruno-simon.com

A portfolio you navigate by driving a tiny 3D car. Created by a French developer who decided a website should be a place you move through. Still the best example of what a personal website can be if someone cares enough.

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It's a well-known fact that, whoever you are, things were better when you were a kid. Some people think this is because the past was better (rarely true); others realise it's because being a kid is infinitely better than going to work (always true). It's the first case I talk about now because, as I age into Boomer territory, I become more sure that some things were definitely better back in the day, child status or no. So ready your Surf HM and pop some Repel, because we're hopping a Lapras to Kanto, the original home of Pokémon, on a journey to a time and place where names, types, and designs truly meant something.

Welcome to the Lab

You awaken to your mother hollering that you need to go see the weird man next door to collect a slave monster in order to fulfill your goal of becoming the best slave monster catcher and forced combat maker in the world. Why? Who cares? We're not here to discuss your clearly depraved motivations, we're here to look at your little critters. You enter the laboratory next door, one of only three buildings in your podunk village. Why is a research centre located in a village? Presumably because of the borderline illegal experiments taking place, though this is never covered in the story. Why is it just you, your nemesis, and your families living here? Again, not explained. Again, we don't care. We're here for the design.

The Holy Trinity

You enter the creepy man’s secret animal experimentation lab and he gives you three choices of pet. All of which scream their design language at you. You can choose:

• Bulbasaur. The dinosaur with a bulb on its back that’s green like a plant.

• Charmander. The salamander who chars things and is orange-red like fire.

• Squirtle. The turtle who squirts things and hails from a time in history when you could say the word ‘squirt’ in polite company without making people uncomfortable. He’s also blue, like water, not other fluids.

The Rot Sets In

Now, granted, starters of every generation of Pokémon do better than the average when it comes to design. That just makes sense. You want the first contact users have with your new product to be good enough to hook them and when they’re going to be spending hours and hours with this creature and its evolutions, you better get those hooks in deep and quickly. But even the starters degenerate past Gen I and the rot sets in immediately with Gen II and its mixed bag of weirdo starters including:

• Chikorita. A green blob with a leaf on its head and some kind of studded necklace. I cannot fathom what its name might mean, but hey, we know it’s leaf related I suppose. Zero stars. I wouldn’t even hit it with a bus.

• Cyndaquil. It’s got quills and burns stuff to cinders. Not too bad. The addition of charcoal to the colour scheme could even be considered a plus.

Totodile. It’s a crocodile that, I dunno, likes Toto. It’s blue, so a water Pokémon. I guess it ‘blesses the rains down in Africa’?

Gen III and IV do “okay”. I get Chimchar, Treecko, Turtwig, and Torchic. I can see what they’re trying with Mudkip and Piplup. From Gen V on it’s all downhill.

Snivy? Oshawott? Chespin? Popplio? Grookey? Sobble? What a mess.

Outside of the starters the contrast is even more drastic. Gen I delivers us a bevy of excellently designed monsters almost across the board. Sandshrew, the shrew that throws sand. Pidgy, the pigeon. Beedrill, the bee with drills for arms. Mr Mime, the man who mimes. Machop, the macho man who karate chops things. Granted there are some clear Gen I outliers such as Chancey and Jigglypuff who, beyond being cute, make zero sense, and Exeggutor which, hell, I don’t even know. A palm tree with legs and multiple eggs as its heads/faces… what? So, obviously not all Gen I is gold, but they do communicate clearly from a design viewpoint. However, the worst offenders outside of Gen I are beyond outrageous.

Unown Unknowns

My personal highlights for what-the-fuckery in Pokémon generations start with this collection of useless freaks from Gen II, the Unown. A true family of abominations, the Unowns come in 28 varieties to represent the English alphabet and two pieces of punctuation. What is happening here? I know for a fact they already have language in the Pokémon universe because they have books. We know Pokémon understand that language because at least in part because they listen to their trainers. What is this for? How do you ever get enough to spell anything useful? Why not just write the words with actual language. Apart from just being a useless idea, they look completely moronic. In most cases they’re simply the Latin character with a single staring eye. The only one I can tolerate is H because it looks like a Tie Fighter. Stupid, unnecessary, lazy, and with a name that I assume is supposed to be pronounced ‘unknown’, but is written un-own which just sounds like a hip new term for abandoning something.

A Splat in the Dark

Gen IV delivers with Spiritomb which I guess is a portmanteau of spirit and tomb and which has few features of the first and none of the second. Mostly it looks like something one of my dogs would leave behind after eating rotten garbage from the street. A ghastly (Gastly?) splat of purple with a mottling of green projected out of what appears to be an automated air freshener, Spiritomb looks like nothing in particular and is the harbinger of worse to come in the Poké-verse of the future.

Gen V is on fire with Vanillite which is literally just an ice-cream. This is the point at which designers threw in the towel and simply started looking around the house for random crap to turn into Pokémon. Why an ice-cream? Its mortal enemy is room temperature. What the hell are you going to do with it, ever? Why is it only vanilla? Did it not qualify for alternatives like Unown? Can we not at least have a pistachio version? Hey, at least we can be comfortably sure it’s an ice Pokémon.

Junk Drawer Pokémon

The hits keep coming with Gen V and VI’s desire to use random crap from around the house starting with Trubbish, which is simply a garbage bag with something for arms. Rubbish by name, rubbish by nature, rubbish by design. I could have puked a better Pokémon. Nuff said. Then comes Klefki which is a key ring. Again, keys are not an item unknown in the Pokémon universe so it’s unclear what role this fills beyond making you think you’ve found your car keys only to bite your finger and laugh as you grab them.

The pride of Gen VII is Palossand, the (sigh) sand palace. First up, they’re sand castles, not palaces. Second, this could only be cool if it was full of miniature Krabbys and Palossand could deploy these tiny crabs like an angry munchkin army. I honestly feel like Palossand suffers from the same issue as the Dinobots from Transformers in that, yes, it can technically hide in plain sight but I’ve seen about as many dinosaurs on beaches in my life as I have perfectly identical sandcastles. The only thing camouflaged here is some poor designers’ will to live.

Penguin on the Rocks

Eiscue joins us for Gen VIII, a return to actual animals, but with the additional flavour of random shit from around the house. This gives us the bastard hybrid of an ice cube and a penguin, so something that famously floats on water attached to something that eats fish which, also famously, live exclusively underwater. Congratulations, you’ve come up with a horror combination that will starve itself to death and, like Vanillite, be defeated by room temperature.

The Golden Disaster

The pinnacle of imagination failures comes to us in Gen IX, with so many abhorrent designs, weak ideas, and nonsensical styles that it’s hard to pick a loser of losers. Smoliv, Varoom, Orthworm, Tatsugiri, and frankly, the less said about Wiglett the better. It’s trainwreck on trainwreck. All of the worst mistakes of previous generations rehashed for a maddening crowd.

Ultimately though, I opted for Gholdengo, the Oscar of your nightmares, as my champion. Sure is gold alright, but as Pokedex entry #1000 surely everyone deserved something better than this. Most humanoid Pokémon are looked down upon by the fanbase (with some creepy exceptions like Lopunny), but this one isn’t even trying to be anything other than a living statue minus the hat to collect change while channeling the energy of a Ninja Turtle and cosplaying as a carrot. Simultaneously hideous, uninteresting, and very cringe, Gholdengo manages to be the worst of all worlds at the same time. It deserves a trophy. Of itself. Delivered with a sharp blow to its head.

Whose Fault Is This, Exactly?

So how did this all happen? Well, it’s no great mystery and I put it down to three main factors.

• One: freedom of ideas. In much the same way that first albums, first movies, and first games are often the best, all the newest, freshest ideas can be pumped into this version. Nothing had yet been used in the Pokémon universe, so you Game Freak could generate infinite possibilities for the world’s creatures and then reduce them down to the best. There are, simply, no bad ideas the first time around since you can pick and choose from unlimited options.

• Two: time. With a first version you have all the time in the world to make it good. Time for the ideas to brew before they even start to hit the drawing board in earnest. You’re also not dancing to a shareholder or investor schedule (at least pre-pitch) and can do things at your own pace. Now though it’s more important to get anything out within the 2-3 year release cadence, rather than release anything particularly good.

• Three: greed. Not just corporate greed either, but consumer greed too. Pokémon fans want more Pokémon and, junk or not, they’re still going to pay up. In that environment it’s hard to blame Game Freak and Nintendo for maximising profits and reducing quality. This is, after all, taking place in the timeline where Logan Paul sold a Pokémon trading card for 14.5 million USD.

At Least We'll Always Have Beedrill

So, will we ever see a return to the greatness of Gen I? Unlikely. The world that created the original 151 no longer, and cannot ever again, exist. Could we see something close? Maybe, but that would require smarter consumers, and the time and patience to develop new ideas instead of just throwing Trubbish at the wall to see what sticks. Still, Gen I isn’t gone. Game Freak can and does use them as we’ve just seen with Pokopia for the Switch 2. Thus does hope burn eternally that, even if we can’t get good new Pokémon, good Pokémon products are still coming to us featuring the best generation. My generation.

Just don’t ever talk about Jynx.

We’re back with another monthly bundle of strange ideas, beautiful nonsense, design detours, and internet artifacts that probably should not exist—but thankfully do.

In this issue:

🌟 Fresh Orbit: Creative News & Quick Takes

• On April 1, 2026, brands didn’t just make silly pranks—they moved fast, jumped on trends, and used the day to test ideas in public. The best campaigns felt less like jokes and more like smart little experiments: part product tease, part cultural wink, part “wait… would people actually buy this?”

  • Baskin-Robbins’ “Ice Cream Soup” worked because canned, ready-to-eat dessert sounds ridiculous — but also weirdly convenient. And Top Ramen Butterfinger hit the same sweet spot: salty, sweet, cursed, and somehow believable enough that people actually argued over whether they’d try it.

  • Yahoo’s “The Scrōll Stoppr” was a very funny, very self-aware bit of marketing: a tiny weighted thumb ring designed to stop you from scrolling. The joke worked because Yahoo actually sold it for $4.99 on TikTok Shop—using the endless-scroll machine to sell a product that supposedly protects you from endless scrolling. Part useful, part ridiculous, part “we are all trapped here together.”

• After 144 years, Barcelona’s Sagrada Família is finally heading toward its grand finale. In June 2026, the basilica is set to receive its final giant spire: the 172-meter Tower of Jesus Christ. That means Gaudí’s famously unfinished masterpiece is getting very close to actually being… finished. Less “construction site with a gift shop,” more “centuries-long architectural side quest completed.”

• Logo trend: ‘Imperfect by Design’—Designers spent April waving goodbye to plastic-perfect AI gloss. Hand-drawn type, wonky lines and frosted glass packaging from indie beauty brand Radford were everywhere—basically Comic Sans for grown-ups with a budget. Source: Canva Newsroom — Imperfect by Design

• The Most Interesting Man returns — Dos Equis brought back its iconic ‘Most Interesting Man in the World’ to recruit a Gen Z successor. He is older, the lighting is moodier, and the bar setup is now extremely Letterboxd-coded.

• Cannes Lions added a Creative Brand Lion and AI Craft — The 2026 Cannes Lions, set for June 22–26, announced new categories: a Creative Brand Lion for brands building creative cultures, and AI Craft sub-categories celebrating work made by humans + AI together (instead of either alone).

• The Great KitKat Heist became a meme economy — After a real-life robbery in which 400,000+ KitKat bars were stolen during transport across Europe, the internet immediately christened it ‘the chocolatiest crime’ and pumped out a fresh batch of heist memes for two solid weeks.

• The Nihilistic Penguin meme conquered brand Twitter — Within days of going viral, the Nihilistic Penguin (a sad CGI penguin sighing about everything) was running BMW and Lidl posts. Brands love a penguin who’s Going Through It.

• ‘2026 is the new 2016’ became a whole movement — TikTok decided the vibes had returned — side parts, skinny jeans, indie sleaze, Snapchat dog filter, early Lana Del Rey moodboards. Search volume for #2010s tumblr jumped 364% YoY. Tumblr was vibrating in its grave.

• AI scanned 400,000 Reddit posts to find drug side effects — Researchers at Penn ran an AI through 400,000 Reddit posts to surface unreported side effects of GLP-1 weight loss drugs. Reddit, against everyone’s bets, turned out to be a serious medical archive. Source: Penn Today — GLP-1 + Reddit

• Y2K is officially mainstream now — Low-rise jeans, butterfly clips, baby tees, mini skirts, platform shoes, chunky sneakers—Y2K isn’t just a TikTok bit anymore. Victoria’s Secret announced two new Brisbane stores partly to ride the demand. Source: Fashion Week Online — Y2K 2026

• Flip phones are surging again — By April 2026, basic flip phones were having a real second wind—Motorola Razr 60 Ultra topped reviews, Nokia kept relaunching classics, and 18- to 25-year-olds were buying them in serious numbers, citing screen-time fatigue and a desire to look cool while ignoring texts.

• The Louvre is still missing its Crown Jewels — The October 2025 heist that snatched 8 pieces of the French Crown Jewels (~€88M) in under 8 minutes is still unresolved by April 2026. The thieves were caught; the jewels were not. The Louvre even started a bidding process to restore Empress Eugénie’s Crown, which was dropped during the heist.

• Cyberdecks are having a moment — DIY portable computers built from Raspberry Pis, repurposed makeup caboodles, and whatever else looks like it could survive both a LAN party and the end of civilization. Part craft project, part anti-minimalist rebellion, part tiny protest against AI-smooth tech sameness. We went deeper on this one below.

📸 Visual Inspiration & Oddities

“Under Construction” GIFs as an aesthetic movement.

“Under construction” GIFs began as practical little warnings on 1990s homepages: this page is not done yet, please enjoy this tiny man digging forever. But over time, the cones, barricades, flashing signs, and pixel workers became more than web clutter. They turned into one of the clearest symbols of the old internet: messy, personal, always unfinished, and proudly DIY.

Today, designers mostly avoid them professionally, because nothing says “this site may never launch” like a looping construction worker from 1998. But in art, nostalgia, and indie web culture, they live on as perfect icons of Web 1.0 energy.

👾 Culture Glitch: Cyberdecks are back!

The laptop is boring now, apparently, so people are building cyberdecks: DIY portable computers made from Raspberry Pis, tiny screens, keyboards, batteries, 3D-printed shells, old cases, makeup caboodles, clamshell purses, and whatever else looks like it could survive both a LAN party and the end of civilization. The idea goes back to William Gibson’s Neuromancer and classic cyberpunk hacker fantasies, but the 2026 version is less “man in tactical vest preparing for the grid to collapse” and more “what if my computer looked like a cursed Polly Pocket with Linux?” It’s part craft project, part anti-minimalist rebellion, part tiny protest against AI-smooth tech sameness. A reminder that the future used to be something you could open, solder, decorate, ruin, and make completely yours.

📺 Weird TV Moments: Geraldo Opens Al Capone’s Vault, 1986

On April 21, 1986, Geraldo Rivera hosted the live two-hour TV special The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults, filmed beneath Chicago’s abandoned Lexington Hotel, where Capone had once operated. The broadcast hyped the possibility of hidden money, weapons, documents, or even human remains, and around 30 million viewers tuned in. After crews broke through the sealed chamber, they found no treasure or bodies — only debris, dirt, and a few old bottles. The special became a national punchline, but it was also a ratings success, turning an empty room into one of TV’s most famous failed reveals.

🔗 Curated Links: Oddities & Inspirations

Noware’s PUFF Flash Drive

A designer flash drive. A phrase that should not work, and yet here we are. Noware’s PUFF is a wearable USB drive with a tiny screen and reactive animations. It can be worn as a pendant, bag charm, or keychain, because apparently external storage is ready for its comeback era.

After years of everything disappearing into clouds, subscriptions and invisible sync, there is something strangely satisfying about a tiny, physical object that says: Your files live here.

Is it necessary? Absolutely not.

Does it come with a hefty price tag? Obviously.

🔗Check out Noware.Nyc

Digital Graffiti for the E-Ink Shelf Tag Era

Arthur Bouffard (@arthurbfrd) shared his experimental usage of a Flipper Zero-style pentesting Device to rewrite electronic shelf labels in a grocery store. Not to change the price — the video very clearly warns that doing that is illegal — but to show how some e-ink retail tags can be modified for “educational and research purposes.”

Which is exactly the kind of sentence that sounds like it was written five minutes before a mall security guard arrived.

Retail infrastructure becoming a canvas. The supermarket shelf as a low-resolution message board.

🔗 More of the Creator www.arthurbouffard.com

Cat Gatekeeper: The Internet’s Orange Warning Sign

Cat Gatekeeper is a browser extension that blocks your screen with an enormous orange cat once you’ve scrolled for too long. That’s the whole intervention: the cat arrives, the feed stops, you sit there with your choices.

Most screen-time tools feel like HR software for your soul. Cat Gatekeeper is better because it doesn’t moralize. It just puts a large digital animal in the way.

🔗Get your own Cat: Cat Gatekeeper

Your AI Slop Bores Me

Your AI Slop Bores Me is a real-time game where humans pretend to be AI. You submit a prompt, a stranger has a few seconds to answer like a chatbot, then you do the same for someone else.

The result is messy, fast, occasionally stupid, occasionally brilliant and much more alive than most “creative AI” demos. The name did half the work before anyone clicked.

🔗 youraislopbores.me

Fructis Fans Links: A Hub Dedicated to The Art of Early Internet Design!

Fructis Fans Links is a retro web resource hub full of GIFs, blinkies, HTML guides and everything you need to bring the vibrant and quirky aesthetics of the early internet back to life.

The old web survives in places like this because someone loved something enough to collect it, organize it and keep it online.

🔗 fructisfans.neocities.org/Links

🎟️ Pop-Culture Artifact of the Month

Tux the Penguin (1996)

Before mascots were smoothed into brand-safe little blobs by product teams and stakeholder decks, there was Tux.

Tux is a penguin character and the official mascot of the Linux kernel. Linux could have given itself something serious. A chrome symbol. A cyber-animal. A logo that screamed “future infrastructure.” Instead, the open-source community chose a penguin who looks pleasantly full and vaguely pleased to be included.

The idea of making Linux’s mascot a penguin came from Linux creator Linus Torvalds himself. Jeff Ayers later described Torvalds as having a soft spot for “flightless, fat waterfowl,” while Torvalds joked that he caught “penguinitis” after a small penguin nibbled him during a 1993 visit to the National Zoo & Aquarium in Canberra, Australia.

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Stranger Things season five is here! It cost half a billion US dollars, stars a cast of “kids” some of whom have kids of their own, and is being promoted by an apparent sex pest who’s just come out of a very messy and very public divorce. Wow! What actually happened in season five? I don’t know! It was so uninteresting that I stopped paying attention almost instantly.

Did you also zone out at the start of season five? Do you wish you could fling yourself back to the halcyon days of season one, when the kids were actually kids, Vecna wasn’t a thing, and nobody knew how terrible those involved in the show are? Well you can! (Mostly. The Duffer brothers are still involved.)

Welcome to '85, Where Nobody Has Aged

Here comes Tales from ‘85 to the rescue. Revell at this entirely disingenuous Stranger Things cartoon made for kids in order to make them nostalgic for a show they haven’t seen which is itself nostalgic for a time that might as well be prehistory to them. Why is this made? I’m sure there’s a business reason like “it grows the brand”. Or a creative one like “we want to explore new dimensions for these characters”. No doubt it’s all bollocks and it’s just a cash grab. Which brings up the most important point, animations can’t grow old like pesky living children do, so the kids of Tales will stay miniature, and profitable, forever. Huzzah!

The Boy Who Lived. And Lived. And Lived Again.

Stranger Things is hardly the only offender of being nostalgic for nostalgia. Harry Potter will release a new TV series soon retelling the entire story of the boy wizard. So we’re getting a tv series which is nostalgic for the movies of the books which are nostalgic for a version of English boarding school history that never happened and carefully avoids all that uncomfortable hazing.

Who is this new Potter for? Are Millennials clamouring for more HP even if it treads no new ground? Perhaps they’re so unable to connect with their children that they’ll force them to enjoy the same things they did.

What role does this show serve? We’ve already seen Harry and his friends as children. Twice. Why not just read the books? The movies themselves aren’t even that old, why not watch them?

And if it’s not for Millennials and their kids to grow with known and loved characters or to experience them in a new light, what is really happening here? It’s hard to see these shows as anything more than cynical cash grab designed to extend IPs ad infinitum rather than developing anything innovative. Are we so bereft of ideas that we’re now just doomed to endlessly repeat the same media within years of it first being released? Are companies so afraid of committing to not just new IP, but new ideas within the same IP that everything is simply a remix of what was? Are we so miserable in the modern age that we’re nostalgic not just for the past, but the media that reminds us of that imagined past? It’s probably a mix of all of these things, but what’s clear is that those in charge of our creative industries are severely lacking in the spark needed to generate new and exciting ideas. We’re simply treading creative water as a society and hoping what came before will sustain us.

Carrie Fisher Deserved Better Than This

Nostalgia was already eating so much of our creative energy with endless Star Wars and Star Trek spin-offs, more Ghostbusters than you can shake a proton pack at, digitally resurrected Val Kilmers and Carrie Fishers, and on and on. But what happens when nostalgia becomes an ouroboros and begins eating itself? What happens when the new product becomes indistinguishable from the original? Are we no longer creating at all at this point? Our cinematic top ten lists already contain almost nothing beyond sequels and reboots. Will we regress to the point where every decade or two we simply release the same movies in a different format or with a different cast?

Aliens Gave My Cat a Beard: A Manifesto

I don’t think so. I have faith in all you wonderful creatives out there. I may have no trust in business, but I trust in people and the creative soul of humanity. Let’s get out there and make some new and weird stuff! Also, if things don’t change it’ll be very hard to get funding for my movie based on my favourite t-shirt. Aliens Gave My Cat A Beard, The Shirt: The Movie! There will presumably be other, less important, effects too.

On social media, the device is praised as a miracle. Testimonials claim it improves sleep, reduces pain, boosts productivity, and even helps with severe illnesses. There are hundreds of thousands of posts, an army of enthusiastic influencers, and a global network selling the device in more than 50 countries.

But when you look closely, the story becomes far stranger.

A Visionary Founder

The central figure behind the device is Markus Schmieke, a German entrepreneur who presents himself as a visionary thinker bridging science and spirituality.

According to his own narrative, Schmieke was once a concert pianist and chess champion. Later, he supposedly studied physics and philosophy, spent years traveling in India, and lived as a monk for more than a decade. His journey, the story goes, led him to develop revolutionary technologies based on quantum physics and “information fields.”

Isn’t this a fascinating biography?

However, when asked to provide evidence for some of these claims, such as his academic studies or time spent in monasteries, the company was unable to provide any.

What Schmieke has undeniably produced are devices. In 2007, he introduced the TimeWaver, a machine that claims to analyze informational fields and provide therapeutic frequencies. A decade later, he launched his next big idea: The Healy.

The Promise of Frequency Healing

The Healy is a small wearable device controlled by a smartphone app. It comes loaded with dozens of “programs” grouped into categories like work, sleep, beauty, fitness, and emotional balance. Higher-priced versions simply include more of these programs.

The marketing language blends science with mysticism. The premise goes roughly like this:

• Every cell in the body has its own electrical voltage.

• Illness supposedly disrupts this voltage.

• The body also possesses an “information field” containing the frequencies of all its cells.

• The Healy analyzes this field and sends individualized microcurrents to restore balance.

Fair enough; the company does not claim the device cures diseases. Instead, it says the device “harmonizes the bioenergetic field,” which may support well-being.

The blurry phrasing is not accidental.

Buried in disclaimers across the company’s website and training materials are statements acknowledging that concepts like information fields, individualized frequency programs, and quantum potentials are not recognized by mainstream medicine and lack scientific evidence.

In other words, the scientific-sounding framework is mainly hypothetical.

Inside the Device

Externally, the device looks well-built. It connects to your smartphone via Bluetooth and sends small electrical currents through electrodes attached to the body.

Inside, the components are surprisingly ordinary: a Bluetooth chip, a microcontroller, a switching circuit, and a battery.

A “quantum sensor” capable of analyzing the body’s frequencies in real time, however, was nowhere to be found.

The only sensor present was a standard infrared diode costing a few cents.

From a scientific perspective, such a component cannot measure the frequencies of trillions of cells or analyze an informational field. Nor could it produce individualized therapeutic signals based on such data.

The device appears to be standard consumer electronics, far from the revolutionary technology described in the marketing.

The Legal Gray Zone

Despite this, the Healy is legally sold in many countries, including the United States and across Europe.

How is that possible?

Part of the answer lies in the regulatory framework for medical devices. In the U.S., some devices can receive authorization if they are considered similar to products already on the market. Microcurrent therapy devices for pain relief already exist, and Healy uses microcurrent as well.

This process does not even require proof that the device works as advertised, only that it is safe and similar to existing products.

European regulations operate similarly. Manufacturers largely compile their own documentation to demonstrate safety and compliance. Independent clinical trials are not always required.

This allows companies to market devices with a medical-looking image even if robust evidence for their effectiveness is simply lacking.

The Real Engine: Multi-Level Marketing

The Healy is not primarily sold through hospitals or pharmacies. Instead, it spreads through multi-level marketing (MLM).

In this system, sellers earn money not only by selling products but also by recruiting other sellers. The more people you bring into the network, the more commissions you can earn from their sales.

The company’s compensation plan contains 17 different ranks and numerous bonuses. At the highest level, top distributors can receive one-time bonuses of up to €500,000.

But income data from the company itself suggests a stark reality. In one year in the United States, roughly 6,000 active sellers participated in the program. Only about 4 percent reached a rank that earned any significant money, and their average annual income was under €2,000.

Meanwhile, a tiny handful of top earners made hundreds of thousands of euros.

This distribution closely resembles the pattern found in many MLM systems: a small group at the top earning large sums while most participants earn little or nothing.

What Happens Behind Closed Doors

The most striking claims about the device rarely appear in official marketing materials. Instead, they emerge in private conversations, group chats, and sales calls.

Salespeople rarely made direct medical promises, but they strongly suggested the device could help with almost any condition: from chronic pain and nerve damage to psychological trauma.

Some claimed it could scan organs, detect vitamin deficiencies, and even send healing frequencies to people thousands of kilometers away.

Others shared anecdotes about people reducing medications or feeling dramatically better after using the device.

These stories feel powerful. They also blur the line between personal belief and medical advice.

Why People Believe

It might be tempting to dismiss all of this as gullibility. But the appeal of devices like the Healy runs deeper than that.

The marketing taps into a powerful cultural intersection: the merging of spirituality, personal empowerment, and scientific language.

Over the past two decades, wellness culture has increasingly adopted ideas drawn from Eastern spirituality, New Age philosophy, and esoteric traditions. Concepts like energy fields, vibrations, and universal consciousness are often presented alongside references to quantum physics and neuroscience.

The result is a narrative that feels both mystical and modern.

For many people, this worldview is deeply appealing. It offers something conventional medicine often cannot: a sense of meaning and personal agency. Instead of being passive patients, individuals become active participants in their own healing journey.

This feels especially powerful for people dealing with chronic illness, long-term pain, or mental health struggles. Medical systems can feel impersonal, slow, and frustrating. When treatments fail or provide limited relief, people naturally start looking elsewhere.

Devices like the Healy promise something radically different: personalized healing based on your unique frequencies.

Technology plays an important symbolic role in making this story believable. A sleek wearable device, a smartphone app, and complex-looking graphs give the impression of precision and sophistication, even if the underlying mechanisms are vague or scientifically unsupported.

Multi-level marketing strengthens this dynamic even further.

Instead of encountering the product through traditional advertising, people often hear about it from friends, family members, or trusted influencers. Personal stories replace clinical evidence. Emotional testimonials replace data.

In that environment, skepticism becomes socially difficult. Questioning the device can feel like questioning the personal experiences of people you trust.

The result is a powerful feedback loop: belief generates stories, stories generate more belief, and communities form around shared hope.

The Vulnerable Customers

Online communities around the device reveal why such claims can be so dangerous.

People ask whether the device can help with multiple sclerosis, opioid withdrawal, diabetes, alcoholism, or severe depression. Some discuss using it for suicidal thoughts. Others share stories about treating cancer or replacing medication.

In many of these spaces, hope circulates faster than skepticism.

For people dealing with chronic pain or serious illness, the promise of a technological miracle can be incredibly seductive, especially when it comes wrapped in scientific language and personal testimonials.

Where the Money Goes

In one recent year, the company reported more than €130 million in global revenue. Yet only a few million remained as profit after expenses.

Why?

Because the highest cost by far is sales commissions. Tens of millions of euros flow back into the MLM network that promotes the product.

A significant portion of each device’s price goes not toward research or manufacturing, but toward paying the people selling it.

Walking the Edge of Legality

Legally, the company appears to operate carefully along the boundary of what is allowed.

Official statements avoid explicit medical claims. Disclaimers emphasize that the device is not intended to diagnose or treat diseases. Responsibility for exaggerated promises is often attributed to individual distributors.

This strategy provides one thing: protection.

But it also allows misleading narratives to flourish, especially in the decentralized world of social media and MLM sales networks.

The Bigger Picture

The Healy is not the first wellness device to promise revolutionary healing through frequencies, energy fields, or quantum physics. Variations of these ideas have circulated for decades.

What makes this case hard to ignore is its scale: a global network, hundreds of thousands of users, and a product that costs thousands of euros despite relatively simple hardware.

For some, the device may function as a placebo, offering a sense of control or hope. But when such products are marketed to people with serious illnesses, the stakes become much higher.

Honestly, if you choose to believe in this, I’m the last person to judge. But before spending hundreds of dollars on a device like this, it might be as effective to listen to the thousands of “frequency healing” tracks freely available on platforms like YouTube. Or maybe just go see a real doctor first.

Catch you next time,

Paula

Hello!

We’re back with your monthly dose of the bizarre and delightful in creative culture, design oddities and internet curiosities. Grab a coffee, or whatever fuels your creative weirdness and dive in!

In this issue:

• Brand strategy shifts: Vaseline (social listening), IKEA (everyday storytelling), Sprite (sensory branding)

• “2026 = 2016” nostalgia loop and the return of old internet trends

• Curated internet finds: oddities, visuals, and creative inspiration

• Pop culture artifacts and digital aesthetics worth watching

• A mix of marketing insight + chaotic online culture signals

🌟 Fresh Orbit: Creative News & Quick Takes

• A significant technical milestone was reached on March 16, 2026, with the unveiling of NVIDIA DLSS 5. Described as the “GPT moment for graphics,” this real-time neural rendering model infuses pixels with photoreal lighting and materials, bridging the gap between rendered environments and reality.

• Unilever’s Vaseline shows how modern marketing is shifting toward real-time “social listening.” Instead of relying on influencers, the brand watches TikTok trends and responds by validating user hacks with expert input—turning a 150-year-old product into something that feels current and culturally engaged.

• Similarly, IKEA’s “Everyday Life” campaign avoids price-led messaging and focuses on how products fit into real life. By highlighting simple materials and everyday moments, it shows that relatable storytelling—not scale or spend—is what builds brand connection today.

• Sprite’s “It’s That Fresh” rebrand (March 2026) shows how sensory branding can sharpen differentiation. The update brings back the “Lymon” lemon-lime symbol, adds a new sonic identity, and uses bolder colors and vertical typography to make the drink feel crisp before it’s even opened. The goal is simple: make Sprite instantly recognizable across sight and sound.

• The phrase “2026 is the New 2016” has taken off online, driven by Gen Z revisiting a 10-year nostalgia cycle. On platforms like TikTok, users are recreating viral moments like the Bottle Flip, Mannequin Challenge, and the peak of Pokémon Go. The trend reflects a kind of “meme reset,” where familiar formats return with minimal updates.

• Google shipped a massive update to Stitch on March 18–19, transforming its free AI design tool into an AI-native infinite canvas with voice interaction (”vibe design”), instant prototyping, and MCP server integration. Figma’s stock dropped ~12% over two days following the announcement.

• GF Smith’s radical rebrand by London studio Templo was cited as a standout example of 2026’s identity design shift from “sans-serif sameness” to logos with personality. Industry experts noted logos in 2026 are “remembering they can smile.”

• Canva declared 2026 the “Year of Imperfect by Design” in its annual trends forecast based on insights from 260 million creators, emphasizing raw authenticity, tactile textures, and creators bending AI to personal style.

• Sagrada Familia in Barcelona approaches completion in 2026, the 100th anniversary of Antoni Gaudí’s death. After 144 years of construction, the basilica is nearing architectural completion, though decorative work will stretch into the 2030s.

• Ogilvy and IBM ended their legendary 32-year creative partnership (reported March 19–20). WPP’s Ogilvy chose not to participate in IBM’s upcoming creative RFP, ending a relationship that began in 1994 with a landmark $500M account consolidation.

• Anthropic’s Super Bowl ads mocking ChatGPT advertising were the most talked-about AI play of Q1. The “Ads are coming to AI. But not to Claude” campaign drove Claude’s app from #41 to #7 on the App Store, with a 32% download increase.

• HelloFresh staged a giant transparent delivery box at London’s Waterloo Station, using a PixelGlass countdown during the day before revealing a real family cooking dinner inside by evening. The brand also opened “The No-Need-To-Go-To-The-Store Store” at Antwerp Central Station in Belgium.

• The 98th Academy Awards took place on March 15, hosted by Conan O’Brien for the second consecutive year. One Battle After Another (directed by Paul Thomas Anderson) won six Oscars including Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Adapted Screenplay — marking PTA’s first-ever Oscar wins.

• Michael B. Jordan won Best Actor for Sinners and Jessie Buckley won Best Actress for Hamnet at the Oscars. Sean Penn won Best Supporting Actor for One Battle After Another but was not present at the ceremony.

• **Reuters published an investigation on March 13 claiming to have definitively identified Banksy as Robin Gunningham**, 51, from Bristol, based on a handwritten confession from a 2000 arrest in New York. The investigation found he legally changed his name to David Jones.

• A San Francisco jury found Elon Musk liable for misleading shareholders with two tweets during his 2022 Twitter acquisition March 20), awarding approximately $2.1–2.6 billion in damages. Musk’s lawyers called it “a bump in the road.” 👀

• The 2026 Oscars spawned a new viral meme: Leonardo DiCaprio’s “tfw you didn’t agree to this” reaction image from the ceremony became the internet’s newest format.

🔗 Curated Links: Oddities & Inspirations

• WindowSwap: Voyeurism, but gentle

Click a button and you’re suddenly looking out of someone else’s window somewhere in the world. No algorithm, no feed. Just ambient life.

• The Useless Web — curated nothingness

A button that sends you to a random pointless website. No goal, no logic, just pure internet wandering.

• Hacker Typer — fake it ‘til you make it

Mash your keyboard and instantly look like you’re in a 2000s hacker movie.

• RGB

RGB stands for red, green, and blue. If you hover over each letter, the background will change to the respective color while a robotic voice pronounces the letter out loud.

• Superbad — the original web-art labyrinth

A 1997 internet artwork that feels like getting lost inside someone’s brain tabs. No navigation, just vibes. It’s messy, nonlinear, and still more interesting than most “clean UX” today.

❓ Questions No One Asked (But We Answered Anyway)

Why did early 2000s toothbrushes look like alien battle tech?

The short answer: shelf-war marketing, fake science, and a collective obsession with looking like the future.

By the late ‘90s, Oral-B and Colgate were in a bitter fight against $1 generics. The solution was to add stuff—angled necks, tongue scrapers, rubber grips—and make the handle scream engineered. Like a Sharper Image catalogue item, except you left it on the bathroom sink for three months. Some of the ergonomics were real, but most were theater. The lumpy handles and multicolored zones weren’t built for grip, they were styled to look like they were. Meanwhile, everything in 1999–2003 looked like this anyway—the iMac G3 was translucent, the Reebok Instapump looked like a moon boot, your toothbrush wanted to feel like the bridge of the Enterprise.

The final push came from electric toothbrushes. Once Sonicare hit shelves, manual brushes panicked and tried to look like they also had a motor inside. Hence the fake vents and chunky bodies implying internal mechanism. It peaked around 2002–2004. Then the iPhone happened, Jony Ive made everyone feel bad about rubber nubs, and toothbrushes quietly went on a diet.

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🎟 Pop-Culture Artifact of the Month

• WatchMeForever – A live, never-ending AI-generated sitcom

WatchMeForever is a 24/7 AI-generated sitcom that’s been streaming on Twitch since December 2022, built by the studio Mismatch Media. It writes itself in real time, using models like GPT-3 inside a low-poly, Unity-built apartment that looks like a lost PS1 game.

It started as a Seinfeld-like setup: four characters, a couch, conversations about nothing. But instead of scripts or episodes, everything is generated on the fly. Awkward pauses, broken punchlines, and conversations that almost make sense before drifting off completely. At its peak in early 2023, thousands of people were watching at the same time; not because it was good, but because it was uncanny. Familiar enough to recognize, broken enough to feel new.

The first version, Nothing, Forever was briefly suspended in early February 2023, after the AI produced transphobic jokes about transgender people, including lines that framed being transgender as a “mental illness” and questioned gender identity in a mocking way. This wasn’t scripted or intended by the creators; it was generated live by the language model.

That clip spread quickly, and within hours Twitch suspended the channel for violating its hate speech policies. The stream was taken offline for about two weeks.

After that moment, the project quietly shifted: it dropped the explicit Seinfeld parody, renamed from Nothing, Forever to WatchMeForever, and reworked its characters and format. The reason wasn’t aesthetic; it was legal. The original version leaned heavily on recognizable sitcom structures and character archetypes, raising copyright concerns. The reboot kept the infinite AI format, but removed direct references, turning it from a parody into something more abstract and… arguably even stranger.

It’s still running as a kind of ambient television experiment: Something you don’t follow, just leave on. Not a show, really. More like watching the idea of TV slowly glitch in public.

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And still, nothing could have prepared me for this. Except a LAN party maybe, to be fair.

If you are not from Germany, Cologne is one of those cities known for a cathedral called the Kölner Dom, a river called the Rhine, Karneval (Carnival), and a specific type of beer called Kölsch that people feel very strongly about. Some even call it Köllefornia, a nickname borrowed from California, because people here like to believe the vibe, and occasionally even the weather, is just a little bit warmer than in the rest of Germany.

Before I even get into what happened, we need to talk about Gamescom for a second. Because even if you live in Cologne, it still feels slightly unreal. Every year hundreds of thousands of people show up to care very deeply about things a lot of people barely understand. It is one of the biggest gaming events in the world and for a few days the entire city just quietly accepts that this is now the main storyline.

If you are wondering why it’s called Gamescom, not GamesCon, I got you: It is actually a legal and slightly political situation. The predecessor was the Games Convention, which ran in Leipzig from 2002 to 2008 and was organized by the German games industry association (BIU). When the event kept growing, the organizers decided to move it to Cologne in 2009 for more space and better infrastructure. The problem was that the name Games Convention belonged to the Leipzig trade fair. So they were not allowed to keep it. Leipzig held onto the name and even continued running a version of the event from 2009–2010 under Games Convention Online, focused on online and mobile games, just on a much smaller scale. Cologne, meanwhile, launched what is essentially the same event under a new name.

And then there is the Koelnmesse.

I had been there before for another fair and still somehow learned absolutely nothing from that experience. The Koelnmesse is built like a system that assumes you know what you are doing. West entrance, east entrance, halls connecting in ways that feel theoretical. For someone who cannot orient themselves with a compass or even Google Maps, this is not ideal.

I arrived there, slightly stressed, slightly confused, and somehow immediately lost. It felt like I had entered a side quest I did not agree to. At that point I had mentally attended this event 17 times and yet, the building won.

I was there for a speedrun and charity event for the company I work for. We were streaming live on Twitch. I am not going to go into too much detail there because I am not entirely sure what I can already share, but that is the general idea.

What I can say is that within what felt like five minutes, someone asked us where our gaming equipment was.

Which is a fair question. Except we did not have any.

I have never felt more like a complete beginner in a very specific ecosystem. Everyone around us had their setups perfectly arranged. Screens, keyboards, cables, everything placed with intention. People knew what they were doing. They moved like they had done this a hundred times before.

And we were just there. Existing. Trying to look like we belonged.

At some point Red Bull promo guys started walking through the hall, going from table to table, handing out cans. Very efficient. Very practiced.

That was also the moment I realized that energy drinks are not just drinks in this environment. They are something else. Fuel obviously, but also a kind of social currency.

For a second I genuinely thought about saving mine. Just keeping it. Maybe I would need it later. Maybe it would have value.

The guy opened the can in front of me before handing it over.

So, Plan B: I drank it.

And I have to say, for a brief moment, I felt very special. Almost like a real gamer. Which is not something I expected to feel that day, so I will take it as a win.

What I also didn’t expect was how many people were just sleeping. Everywhere. Folded into chairs like broken office furniture. Perfectly still, surrounded by glowing screens. Some even brought their own inflatable mattresses. It felt familiar in a weird way: Like back in school, when you try to stay awake and fail, or when you bring a tent to wait in a line days before your favorite artist performs.

Just something people used to do before everything moved online.

Because LAN parties have always worked like this. Gaming used to be physical. You had to carry your entire setup across town. Monitors, PCs, cables, snacks, sometimes even extension cords like you were preparing for a small, very specific apocalypse.

They peaked somewhere between the late 90s and early 2010s. Basements, school halls, community centers. Dozens of people sitting shoulder to shoulder, connected through a local network because the internet either wasn’t fast enough yet or simply not the point.

You weren’t logging in. You were showing up.

Games like Counter-Strike, Warcraft III, or Quake weren’t just played, they were experienced collectively. You could hear everything twice: once through your headphones and once again, slightly delayed, from the person next to you yelling at the exact same moment. Trash talk was immediate. Wins felt louder. Losses felt public.

And then there was the overnight part. Sleeping bags under tables. Someone always staying awake. Someone always bringing too much energy drinks. Time worked differently. You measured it in rounds, not hours.

Even now, people talk about LAN parties like they talk about early internet forums or MySpace profiles. Slightly chaotic, deeply personal, and impossible to fully recreate. Not because the technology is gone, but because the context is.

Which is probably why something like this still exists.

It is not just about playing. It is about returning to a version of the internet that still had a room.

The atmosphere here kept shifting constantly. I arrived around noon, and by 3pm the overhead lights cut out, replaced by this ambient, gamer-core glow. There were these moments of intense focus where everything felt quiet and concentrated. And then suddenly it would break. Screaming, interrupted by cheering, interrupted by raging. Also, loud clown horn sounds going off somewhere in the distance. I still do not know where they were coming from, but if anyone has an idea, please enlighten me.

There were also inside jokes happening all the time. You could feel them passing through the room. Everyone reacting except you. I could not fully understand them but I respected them. It felt like walking through a language you almost recognize but cannot speak.

At some point it really clicked for me. This did not feel like an event. It felt like stepping inside a subreddit. Everything made sense to the people who were part of it. Everything had context that I did not have.

The speedrun part of it added another layer to the whole experience. Watching someone play a game as fast as possible does not sound that intense until you see it live. It stops feeling like “just playing” very quickly. It becomes something closer to performance: memory, precision, repetition, and hundreds of tiny optimizations that probably took years to master. Muscle memory at its peak. And then doing all of that in front of a crowd, live, while being streamed, adds its own kind of pressure.

My favorite speedrun was definitely Super Mario World. Somehow, I ended up chatting with a gamer there, and he invited me to co-host his livestream while he played SMW. It was such a random but genuinely fun experience.

There was this very specific energy in the room. Focused and almost electric. People were paying attention in a way you do not see that often. Not casually, but properly invested.

By the second day I was still not part of it, but I was also not completely lost anymore. I started to understand the rhythm a little. When things get loud, when things get quiet, when something important is about to happen.

And then I found something that made immediate sense to me.

A table football tournament.

Finally something familiar.

I have been playing table football since I was a kid. Not in a serious way, but enough to know what I am doing. Usually I have to convince people to play with me. It is rarely something people just agree to immediately.

At Gamescom LAN it was different.

I just walked up to a group of guys and started talking to them. They looked slightly confused at first. Maybe a bit surprised. But they were nice. And they agreed to play.

Which is how I ended up, in the middle of this very specific gaming world, doing the one thing I was actually kind of good at.

I am not trying to brag. But I did not embarrass myself.

That felt important.

I did not leave as a gamer. That was never the point. But I left with a very specific kind of respect for people who care deeply about something like this. People who build entire environments around it and fully commit to it.

At the end, it wasn’t strange at all. It felt warm. Familiar, even. Everyone was exceptionally respectful and supportive.

And I think that is the part that stayed with me the most.

You do not have to belong to something to understand that it matters. Sometimes it is enough to show up, feel completely out of place, drink the energy drink you did not plan to drink, and stay long enough for things to start making sense.

When was the last time you visited a LAN party? Tell me your last LAN memory (or your closest equivalent). I’m collecting them.

Catch you next time,

Paula

That very specific cocktail of almost-panic followed by total relief produced something unexpected: giddy, unstoppable optimism. We made it. Now let’s make everything shiny.

Simultaneously, the internet was becoming a place people actually lived in. Not just visited — lived in. Kazaa. AIM away messages. DeviantArt. The web wasn’t a utility yet, it was a playground and everyone was decorating their corner of it with gradients and sparkle GIFs and as much personality as their bandwidth would allow.

And then there was Apple. The iMac G3 had already proven, in 1998, that computers could be emotionally appealing objects. That you could want one the way you’d want a lamp or a piece of furniture. The rest of the industry looked at those translucent candy-colored shells and got extremely competitive about feelings for the very first time.

Post-Y2K relief. A playground internet. An industry that had just discovered design could make people feel something. This was the world that made Frutiger Aero inevitable. And out of it came a visual language so specific and so coherent that it took researchers a decade to give it a proper name.

What Exactly Is Frutiger Aero?

Frutiger Aero dominated the visual landscape from roughly 2004 to 2013 — across operating systems, advertising, product design, stock photography and pretty much every screen, shelf and gadget you encountered during that decade.

The name is a mashup of two references. Adrian Frutiger was a Swiss typeface designer whose clean, humanist fonts — rounded, legible, quietly optimistic — were plastered across the era’s branding everywhere you looked. Aero comes from Microsoft’s Aero interface of the same name, which stood for — and yes, this is real — Authentic, Energetic, Reflective and Open. Someone in a boardroom was very proud of that backronym.

Nobody called it Frutiger Aero at the time. The term was coined in 2017 by Sofi Xian and Froyo Tam, the Consumer Aesthetics Research Institute and only exploded into mainstream awareness in the early 2020s when TikTok discovered it, racking up over 30 million hashtag uses. We named it after it died. Which somehow feels exactly right.

Visually, it’s defined by a very specific set of motifs: glossy surfaces, translucent glass panels, water droplets, bubbles, tropical fish, lush green fields, aurora light, and bokeh. Nature and technology blended so seamlessly you forgot they were supposed to be opposites.

The underlying philosophy — expressed entirely through UI decisions and desktop wallpapers — was essentially: the screen doesn’t have to feel like a screen.

The future is going to be warm.

Alive.

Worth looking at.

The Frutiger Aero Family Tree (It's a Big Family)

Frutiger Aero wasn’t just one style. It came with a whole universe — and like any universe worth living in, it had opinions, arguments and at least seven cousins you’d never heard of.

What made it remarkable was how far it spread. From operating systems to cleaning products, from Japanese handheld consoles to renewable energy advertising — every corner of visual culture in the 2000s had its own dialect of the same language. The same optimism, the same warmth, the same belief that technology and nature belonged together. Just expressed differently depending on who was doing the talking.

Frutiger Eco was the one that actually cared about the planet. Same glossy optimism, but pointed squarely at nature and sustainability — wind turbines bathed in golden light, green cities of the future, architecture that looked like it had grown out of the earth rather than been dropped on it. It was Frutiger Aero with a manifesto. The aesthetic of every mid-2000s renewable energy ad that made you genuinely believe clean power was two years away. It wasn’t. But it looked incredible.

Spotted in: BP's green rebrand, Toyota Prius ads, eco-tech concept renders Peak years: 2005–2012 · Parent: Frutiger Aero · Vibe: optimistic environmentalism

Helvetica Aqua Aero went fully underwater and never came back. Oceans. Beaches. 3D-rendered tropical fish in impossibly clear water. It lived right at the crossroads of Y2K chrome and Frutiger warmth — which is probably why every cleaning product from 2004 to 2012 looked like it was manufactured inside a coral reef. Your dish soap was doing something aesthetic.

Spotted in: Palmolive packaging, Oral-B ads, Windows Vista fish screensavers Peak years: 2004–2011 · Parent: Frutiger Aero + Y2K · Vibe: clean, aquatic, clinical

Frutiger Aurora is the one you definitely remember without knowing you remembered it. Curtains of neon light against dark skies. Spirals of color rippling across a black background. Most famously — the default wallpaper of Windows Vista, which meant that roughly 400 million people spent years staring at a digital aurora borealis every time they turned on their laptop. Nobody found this strange. That’s how completely the aesthetic had taken over.

Spotted in: Windows Vista wallpapers, Xbox 360 dashboard backgrounds, Nokia phone themes Peak years: 2006–2012 · Parent: Frutiger Aero · Vibe: cosmic, dramatic, late-night

Dark Aero was the moody one at the back of the family photo. Same glass, same translucency, same liquid surfaces — but with the warmth dialed all the way down and the premium dialed all the way up. Less “friendly playground,” more “enterprise software that costs $80,000 a year.” Still beautiful. Just not trying to be your friend about it.

Spotted in: BlackBerry UI, Windows Media Center, early BMW iDrive interface Peak years: 2006–2015 · Parent: Frutiger Aero · Vibe: cold, sleek, high-end

Technozen was the Japanese branch of the family tree, and honestly the most interesting one. Where Western Frutiger Aero was lush and warm and full of meadows, Technozen was clean, minimal, and quietly cute — the Nintendo DS home screen, the Wii menu, that specific flavor of cozy-futurism that Japan has always executed better than anyone else on earth. The Wii menu theme music is Technozen in audio form and you already heard it in your head just now.

Spotted in: Nintendo DS/Wii UI, Sony Mylo, Japanese mobile phone interfaces Peak years: 2004–2012 · Parent: Frutiger Aero · Vibe: cozy, minimal, quietly adorable

DORFic — which stands for Daylight, Orange, Futurism and Graphic, because someone was going to make that acronym work no matter what — was the sunniest sub-genre of the whole family. Abstract, minimalist, absolutely flooded with warm orange light. Think every Sony Ericsson ad from 2007. Think the visual equivalent of waking up on a Saturday morning in an optimistic decade and feeling like everything was probably going to be fine.

Spotted in: Sony Ericsson W-series ads, Intel Pentium 4 campaigns, Mirror’s Edge Peak years: 2005–2014 ·Parent: Frutiger Aero · Vibe: industrial, warm, kinetic

Vectorgarden was Frutiger Aero having a moment with a graphics tablet. Abstract floral patterns, butterflies, aurora light, gradients over absolutely everything. It’s the reason your mum’s 2008 screensaver looked like a meadow designed by someone who’d just discovered Adobe Illustrator and had feelings about it. Completely over the top. Completely sincere. Somehow still kind of beautiful.

Spotted in: Windows Vista default themes, HTC phone wallpapers, MySpace layouts Peak years: 2005–2011 · Parent: Frutiger Aero · Vibe: floral, maximalist, deeply sincere

All of them were expressions of exactly the same belief: that technology should feel like something. That screens could be beautiful. That the future was worth decorating, even the parts nobody would ever look at twice.

That’s the thing about Frutiger Aero and its entire extended family. It wasn’t optimized. It wasn’t A/B tested. It was just made by people who thought tomorrow deserved more than a white rectangle.

🏆 Honourable Mentions: See-Through Everything

Before Frutiger Aero put water droplets on your desktop, it put transparent plastic on everything you owned.

The iMac G3 started it in 1998 — translucent candy-colored shells in Bondi Blue, Strawberry, Lime, and Tangerine. You could see the machine working inside it. Technology had nothing to hide. The rest of the world took note and spent the next decade making everything you could possibly hold see-through.

The translucent PSP shells in red, blue, and green. The Rock Candy Xbox controllers where you could watch the entire circuit board light up under your fingers. The PlayStation Memory Cards in every color of the spectrum — teal, yellow, orange, red — each one showing you its insides.

The iDog — Sony’s robotic music-reactive toy dog, available in transparent pink and blue, whose entire appeal was that you could see the LEDs pulsing inside its chest in time with your music.

This was physical Frutiger Aero before anyone had the vocabulary for it. Transparency as aesthetic. Transparency as promise. The implicit message in every clear-shelled gadget of the era: we are not a cold machine. We are something alive and we want you to see it.

🔗 Go Deeper

We went down the Frutiger Aero rabbit hole so you don’t have to. Here’s what we found:

• Frutiger Aero Archive — the most comprehensive archive of the aesthetic online. A proper rabbit hole.

• Aesthetics Wiki — Frutiger Aero — the community-built encyclopedia of the aesthetic and all its sub-genres.

• Frutiger Aero Tutorials — step-by-step guides for recreating the aesthetic in your own work. Genuinely useful.

• Frutiger Metro Resources — free downloadable resources, icons, and design assets from the era. For when you want to actually recreate the aesthetic yourself.

Futurism Has Always Been a Self-Portrait

Every era that calls itself futuristic is really just doing a very confident self-portrait — painting its own anxieties, hopes and obsessions onto the wall and labeling it tomorrow. The Jetsons — a 1962 cartoon about a family living in the sky with robot maids and flying cars —weren’t predicting 2062. They were a 1962 fever dream about automation, suburban comfort and the terrifying thrill of the postwar boom.

The 2000s were no different. Except the self-portrait was rendered in chrome, glass, gradients and an almost embarrassing amount of lens flare.

And honestly? It slapped.

The Promised Future Was Never About Technology

And here’s where we land.

The reason we’re nostalgic for these aesthetics isn’t the slow internet or the chunky laptops. It’s the feeling that came with them — the specific, irreplaceable texture of early-2000s optimism that said: the future is different and different is going to be gorgeous.

Frutiger Aero wasn’t just a design system. It was a collective hallucination of hope, rendered in pixels and plastic and translucent Jell-O interfaces that nobody asked for and everyone secretly loved.

The future Frutiger Aero promised isn't gone. It's just waiting — in every wallpaper pack being rebuilt from scratch, every Neo-Aero UI someone is designing right now, every person who still thinks a screen should mean something.

Catch you next time,

Sarah

Hello!

We’re back with your monthly dose of the bizarre and delightful in creative culture, design oddities and internet curiosities. Grab a coffee, or whatever fuels your creative weirdness and dive in!

What we’re obsessing over this month:

• The AI Ad Wars: Google’s emotional utility vs. Anthropic’s “privacy as a product.”

• NYFW’s Identity Crisis: Why Rachel Scott is the busiest woman in fashion right now.

• The Hug vs. The Shield: Google’s play for "emotional utility" vs. Anthropic’s play for "privacy as a product".

• Digital Archeology: Exploring the maps of our ancestors and the static of retro TV.’

• Executive Performance Art: The accidental comedy of McDonald’s "casual" CEO taste tests.

  

🌟 Fresh Orbit: Creative News & Quick Takes

• Super Bowl hit Levi’s Stadium on February 8, 2026—and as usual, it doubled as the world’s most expensive marketing thermometer. With 30-second ads costing somewhere between $8–10 million, brands weren’t just buying airtime. They were buying a cultural moment. A Super Bowl spot is no longer “run ad, hope for laughs.” It’s launch the teaser, drop the extended cut, activate the TikTok, pray for memes.

  • Google Gemini quietly won the night with its “New Home” spot, directed by Daniel Mercadante. Instead of flexing futuristic tech jargon, the ad showed something simple: a mom using AI image tools to help her son picture their new house—fresh paint on the walls, a redesigned bedroom, small changes that suddenly make a place feel like home.

  • Anthropic took the opposite route with its campaign, “Ads Are Coming to AI.” Created with Mother, the ad leaned into discomfort—showing AI chatbots as pushy personal trainers and invasive therapists. The message was clear: this is what happens when AI gets monetized.By promising to stay ad-free, Anthropic turned its business model into a moral stance. Not just better tech—better boundaries.

• Autumn/Winter 2026—across New York, London, and Milan—felt split between two moods: viral spectacle and quiet archival obsession. NYFW opened with Rachel Scott at Diotima and closed with Rachel Scott again—this time in her role at Proenza Schouler. Same designer, two lanes. One week, bookended by the same creative mind, juggling personal vision and big-house expectations.

• The Djungelskog Effect: IKEA’s Accidental Marketing Mircale
  When an abandoned baby macaque at a Japanese zoo went viral for clinging on to an IKEA orangutan plush toy for comfort, the internet collectively melted. IKEA played it perfectly, quietly donating backup plushies to the zoo instead of turning it into a loud brand stunt. A beautiful reminder that in an era of hyper-engineered (AI) campaigns, the most powerful force online is still just pure, unscripted empathy.a

• Asda's "Analog Tinder" Stunt We’ve officially hit peak dating-app fatigue, and the UK supermarket chain Asda just capitalized on it beautifully with their "Love in the Aisles" Valentine's activation. The premise was simple: single shoppers could grab a red shopping basket instead of the standard green one to signal they were open to being approached. The stunt went massively viral on social media because it tapped directly into a cultural desperation for low-tech serendipity.

  

🔗 Curated Links: Oddities & Inspirations

1. My Retro TVs — Flip Through the Static

   Forget the "Infinite Scroll." Sometimes you just want to sit on the floor and flip through channels in 1994. This site simulates vintage television sets from the 50s to the 00s, letting you watch exactly what was onscreen during those decades.
   myretrotvs.com

2. Wplace — The World is Your Canvas A collaborative, real-time canvas layered directly over a world map. Find your hometown, find an empty space, and paint something. It’s chaotic, ephemeral, and a beautiful reminder that the internet can still be a shared sandbox.
   wplace.live

3. The Anti-Bland Alphabet

   A curated middle finger to the "safe," soul-sucking sans-serifs currently homogenizing the internet. This is a tactical archive of high-quality, expressive typefaces that are entirely free to use.

   www.freefaces.gallery

4. Logos From Memory — The Branding Reality Check
   This interactive site asks you to sketch famous corporate logos entirely from memory. It’s a quiet, humbling reality check proving that multi-billion-dollar branding rarely sticks in our brains exactly the way agencies intended.

   neal.fun/logos-from-memory

5. Stickers Gallery — Archiving the Laptop Lid

   Before algorithms curated our interests, die-cut vinyl on a laptop lid did the job. This site is a high-res, meticulously categorized archive of physical stickers from the early tech and indie web worlds—a digital museum of tactile internet culture.

   stickers.gallery

📸 Visual Inspiration

The Kawaii "Reset": Yuko Yamaguchi’s Final Bow

The design world just witnessed a generational shift. The flamboyant designer behind Hello Kitty is stepping down after more than four decades in charge of her look - and yes, we are officially old now.

Born on a 1980 coin purse, Hello Kitty has morphed into a global marketing titan. From Balenciaga runways and Nintendo consoles to her own custom Airbus and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, she’s proof that a character without a mouth can effectively dominate every corner of the cultural economy.

Yuko Yamaguchi has been responsible since 1980 for the design of Kitty and famously maintained the brand’s most controversial lore: that Kitty is officially not a cat, but a little girl from London. Under her leadership, this “little girl” rose to become the global epitome of Japanese soft power, proving that a character without a mouth could speak to almost every demographic on earth.

🎟 Pop-Culture Artifact of the Month

McDonald’s CEO vs. The Big Arch™

In a recent attempt to humanize, McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski sat down for a “casual” taste test of the new Big Arch™. It was intended to be a relatable content, but it quickly turned into a masterclass in executive-level awkwardness. Social media users and online comedians have mocked his awkward taste test, citing it as evidence that he did not enjoy his own company’s burger.

The video feels less like a lunch break and more like a mandatory orientation film, especially when Kempczinski refers to his own burger as "product". The word "product" effectively strips away the joy of eating, replacing it with the cold, hard logic of a quarterly earnings report.

It’s a linguistic slip that instantly dissolves the “relatable” facade, reminding everyone that they aren’t watching a man enjoy a sandwich, but a leader inspecting a unit of global inventory.

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Welcome to Planet Dok (Population: Potatoes)

Birthed in 1987, in an era when advertising could be truly weird, the Gobbledok came from outer space and hailed from the planet Dok, the potato planet. Crashlanding in the equally cleverly named Australia (it means south) the Gobbledok quickly succumbs to an all-encompassing potato chip frenzy. It’s not its fault though. It needs them to live. It’s just its nature. Having evolved on Dok, the potato planet, it needs potato chips like we need oxygen. It’s not merrily chirping for its favourite food, it’s screaming in desperation as you would for air.

At least it’s cute though, right? Let’s call it… Furby levels of cute. Cute enough, but also slightly horrifying. It vaguely resembles the bastard child of Alf and Cousin It. It’s like a four foot tall troll doll with shorter hair on its head and a Chewbacca-esque fuzz everywhere else. And I mean everywhere else, as despite hailing from a civilization that has achieved space travel, the people of Dok clearly never mastered pants. Or perhaps they’ve moved beyond them. In an intergalactic society perhaps pants serve no purpose. Though they must always be wary of splinters.

The Gobbledok is not to be defeated by a lack of pants though, as it also possesses superpowers. Demonstrated in various television ads are the powers of levitation (to retrieve potato chips from high places), super speed and telekinesis (to retrieve potato chips from far places), teleportation (to escape with retrieved potato chips), and a seemingly bottomless stomach (to store retrieved potato chips). It could be out there doing gods-knows-what with these abilities, but its existential need for potato chips makes it powerless before our supermarkets and food manufacturing capabilities.

The Gobbledok evolved through the ages, much as society didn’t, and from its heyday in the late 80s, early it eventually became whatever this is. Watch as it busts out some awkward moves in awkward scenes to some truly god awful music. Small wonder that after the 90s, the Gobbledok was put on ice for over 20 years.

Legacy of the Dok

Is it officially back now? Alas, no. The 2017 showing was simply an anniversary pity party, but the Gobbledok lives on in the dark recesses of YouTube, in my memory and now also in yours. All of this to advertise Smith’s Crisps. Great job, I say, though I always preferred this ad for Chicken Chippees.

Cheers!

Walking into a living room in 1989 was like seeing a crime scene of grey plastic. You saw a floor mat that looked like a Twister board, robots that didn’t work to gloves that looked like it was stolen from a cyborg.

For the last forty years, the tech industry has been obsessed with streamlining our lives. But Nintendo has always argued the opposite. They built an empire on the idea that play shouldn’t be smooth. It should be clunky. It should be weird.

Looking back at their island of misfit toys, I’m starting to think they knew something about joy that we’ve optimized out of existence.

The Philosophy of the “Toy”

To understand why Nintendo made so much weird stuff, you have to understand the trauma of 1983. The American video game market had just crashed. Retailers treated “video games” like radioactive waste.

So, when Nintendo brought the Famicom to America as the NES, they didn’t call it a console. They called it an “Entertainment System.” And to prove it wasn’t just a computer, they packed it with a “Robotic Operating Buddy” (R.O.B.).

R.O.B. was a Trojan Horse. He was a slow, loud, battery-draining gyroscope spinner that only worked with two games. But he served a vital purpose: he made the NES look like a toy. He gave the system a physical presence in the room. This philosophy that gaming should spill out of the TV and into your lap became Nintendo’s defining DNA.

While Sony and Microsoft chased higher frame rates, Nintendo chased “Lateral Thinking with Withered Technology” (a philosophy coined by the legendary Gunpei Yokoi). They took cheap, existing tech and combined it in ways that forced us to play differently.

Sometimes it worked. Often, it was a spectacular, plastic failure. But looking back, the failures were almost more important. They proved that Nintendo was willing to be weird in public - a trait the rest of the industry has largely optimized away.

The Hall of Fame of “Why Does This Exist?”

Let’s take a walk through the museum of plastic ambition.

It’s important to remember the ecosystem these gadgets lived in. In the NES era, nothing was wireless. You had the power brick. You had the RF switch (that thick grey cable connecting the console to the TV). You had two controller cords—which were always too short. If you were playing Duck Hunt, you had the Zapper gun cord. If you had R.O.B., he had his own cables.

The result was a literal knot of rubber and copper on the living room rug that looked like a plate of black pasta. And in the middle of that mess sat these beautiful disasters:

1. The NES Zapper: The Satisfying “Clunk”

Modern shooters rely on haptic feedback and uncannily realistic triggers. The NES Zapper relied on a spring that sounded like a staple gun. CLUNK. CLUNK. CLUNK.

The Zapper was simple light-gun tech, but it felt crucial. It turned the television - a passive box - into an interactive shooting gallery. It wasn’t about precision (you could cheat by aiming at a lightbulb); it was about the fantasy. Holding that orange plastic heater made you feel like a cowboy in your pajamas.

2. The Power Glove: TheBad, The Bad and The Ugly

No peripheral in history promised more and delivered less than the Power Glove. Immortalized by Lucas Barton in the movie The Wizard, the Power Glove sold us a cyberpunk dream where we could control games with the flick of a wrist.

In reality, it was a motion-control nightmare that required you to tape sensors to your TV and punch the air hoping Mario would jump. It didn’t work. It was exhausting. But look at it. It has a number pad on the forearm! It has purely decorative “computer” graphics! It was unnecessary in function, but essential in aesthetics. It trained an entire generation to want the future to be wearable.

3. The Power Pad: The Original Gym Membership

Long before Dance Dance Revolution or Wii Fit, Nintendo asked us to take off our shoes and stomp on a flimsy sheet of plastic sensors. The Power Pad was huge, impossible to fold back into the box, and smelled intensely of vinyl.

It was designed for World Class Track Meet, a game where you had to run in place like a maniac to make your character move. It was the first time gaming demanded athleticism (or at least, rapid flailing). It proved that video games didn’t have to be a sedentary act.

4. The LaserScope: “FIRE!”

This might be the most “1990s” object ever manufactured. The LaserScope was a voice-activated headset that supposedly let you shoot enemies by shouting “Fire!” at your screen.

It was essentially a Zapper strapped to your face with a microphone that picked up any background noise. Did your mom open the door? You fired. Did a dog bark? You fired. Did you breathe too heavily? You fired. It was a solution looking for a problem that didn’t exist. You looked ridiculous, you sounded crazy yelling at your TV and it was glorious.

5. The “Franken-Game Boy” Phenomenon

The Game Boy was designed to be portable. But 90s kids were determined to ruin that. We bought magnifiers to make the screen bigger. We bought “worm lights” to play in the dark. We bought battery packs that clipped on the back like tumors.

The “Game Keeper” is the final boss of this trend. It’s a hard-shell briefcase that integrates the Game Boy, the light, the batteries and the games into a setup that weighs as much as a laptop. It defeats the entire purpose of the handheld, and yet, there is something charming about the urge to accessorize our tech, to armor it up until it looked like military hardware.

6. The Robotic Operating Buddy (R.O.B.): The Plastic Trojan Horse

R.O.B. was a desperate peace treaty disguised as a toy. In 1985, U.S. retailers treated “video games” like poison, so Nintendo bundled the NES with a robot to trick stores into stocking it as a high-tech plaything.

Playing with him was a test of patience. He moved with the agonizing slowness of a 19th-century clock, spinning gyros to press buttons on your controller while you waited. He only supported two games before being retired, making him a technical failure but a strategic masterpiece.

R.O.B. is the ultimate Hall of Famer because he proved that physical presence matters more than software. He didn’t need to be a good player; he just had to be there, whirring on your carpet, making the digital world feel real.

6. The Game Boy Pocket Printer

In 1998, Nintendo released a digital camera and a thermal printer for the Game Boy. The photos were grainy, 2-bit, black-and-white messes. You had to peel them off a roll of receipt paper.

And it was magical.

Its quality was also objectively terrible. But the act of printing made it feel permanent. We stuck those little stickers on binders and fridges.

7. DK Bongos: The Specificity of Joy

The GameCube era gave us the DK Bongos, a controller that only worked for a rhythm game where you slapped plastic drums. It took up shelf space. It was loud. It was silly. But you cannot play Donkey Konga with a regular controller and have the same experience.

The absurdity was the point.

The Cardboard Renaissance

You might think this “clunky plastic” era died when the 90s ended. You’d be wrong. While the rest of the industry chases 8K resolution and ray-tracing, Nintendo is still out here selling us garbage. And we are still buying it.

In 2018, they launched Nintendo Labo. They asked us to pay $70 for sheets of literal cardboard. We had to punch out the shapes, fold them into fishing rods and piano keys and slot the Switch screen inside.

On paper (pun intended), it was ridiculous. But culturally? It was a flex. In an era of VR headsets and haptic suits, Nintendo proved they could still create “magic” with the cheapest material on earth. It was the Power Glove spirit all over again: the belief that the “video game” isn’t just what happens on the screen. It’s the ritual of building the controller.

It’s the friction of the cardboard rubbing against itself.

The “Vinyl” Theory of Gaming

There is a reason sales of vinyl records have surpassed CDs and digital downloads in recent years. Streaming Spotify is “frictionless”: it’s optimized, instant, and perfect. But it feels like nothing.

Putting on a record requires effort. You have to slide it out of the sleeve. You have to drop the needle. You have to flip it over. That friction forces you to pay attention.

Nintendo’s “unnecessary” inventions were the vinyl records of the gaming world. When you played with a Zapper or a Power Pad, you were engaging in a ritual. You had to set up the sensors. You had to untangle the cords. You had to hold a physical prop. That friction made the gaming session feel like an event. You weren’t just tapping a glass screen while waiting for the bus; you were physically interacting with a machine.

We’ve optimized the friction out of modern technology. We made it convenient, but we made it less memorable. I don’t remember downloading an update for my PS5. But I remember exactly what the plastic clack-clack-clack of the NES Zapper trigger felt like.

What We Lost When We Lost The Junk

We live in a better technological world now. The Switch is a marvel of engineering: a hybrid console that just works. The iPhone is a miracle of glass.

But in our rush to make everything seamless, we’ve lost the texture of play.

When you played with a Power Glove or a Zapper, you were engaging in a ritual. You had to set up the sensors. You had to untangle he cords. You had to hold a prop. That friction made the gaming session feel like a event. You weren’t just tapping glass; you were physically interacting with the machine.

These unnecessary inventions were Nintendo’s way of saying that imagination needs props. They understood that sometimes, to feel like a space marine, you need to hold a plastic gun. To feel like an athlete, you need to stomp on a mat.

We don’t need the Power Glove to come back (please, god, no). But we should celebrate that Nintendo is still weird enough to sell us folded cardboard and stop optimizing the fun out of everything.

Sometimes, the “unnecessary” parts are the only parts we actually remember.

Catch you next time,
Sarah

Hello!

We’re back with your monthly dose of the bizarre and delightful in creative culture, design oddities and internet curiosities. Grab a coffee, or whatever fuels your creative weirdness and dive in!

In this issue:

• The $20 billion Adobe merger is officially dead (RIP).

• Lollipops that broadcast audio into your skull

• Saying “I do” to a $35k plastic BuzzBallz ring

• Anti-Valentine’s marketing that admits nothing is more romantic than splitting the rent.

• Typing with a biohacker’s body & the return of 70s horror fonts.

🌟 Fresh Orbit: Creative News & Quick Takes

• On January 21, 2026, the $20 billion merger between Adobe and Figma was officially terminated due to regulatory pressure from the UK and EU. This is the Liberation Event of the Year for designers. The widespread fear was that Adobe would “Grey Goo” Figma—slowing it down, bloating it with legacy code and locking it behind the Creative Cloud paywall.

• Procreate Dreams, the animation app that promised to revolutionize the industry, faced continued backlash in January 2026 for bugs, missing features (like a basic lasso tool), and data loss issues a year after launch. The Procreate Dreams saga illustrates the danger of the “Hype Cycle.” The marketing promised a revolution; the product delivered a beta. In 2026, users are no longer forgiving of “roadmap promises.” The patience for software that “will be good eventually” has evaporated. This aligns with the “Reality” trend—users want tools that work now, not tools that might work in 2027.

• A sugar-free lollipop that transmits audio through the jawbone, delivering music or podcasts directly to the inner ear while you eat it. This is Internet ephemera made physical: a novelty echoing early-2000s HitClips, updated with biohacking-adjacent tech. It gamifies consumption—you don’t just eat candy, you consume content. More importantly, it marks the attention economy’s final frontier. Screens own the eyes, earbuds the ears, haptics the hands. Now media enters the mouth. Even a snack break becomes a streaming surface.

  

• Rick Owens is designing for the “Urban Apocalypse.” The inflatable boots are literal airbags for the feet. The spikes are “social distancing” made flesh.

• Sundance serves as a mirror for the indie creative economy. The buzz around “weird” films like Buddy (an evil kids’ show horror) 35 suggests that the only way to break through the content noise is with extreme concepts. Meanwhile, the lukewarm reception to traditional indie dramas like Carousel 36 indicates that the “mumblecore” era is truly over. Audiences demand high concepts or stark reality (The Lake), with little patience for the middle ground.

• At Consumer Electronics Show 2026, the standout shift wasn’t generative AI, but AI embedded into physical objects - signaling a move toward “phygital” hardware that augments play and domestic life rather than pulling users into screens. LEGO’s Smart Brick, which senses motion and structure to produce real-time audio feedback, exemplifies this trend: advanced computing hidden inside familiar forms to deepen tactile interaction instead of replacing it.

• The Grok scandal, where the tool was used to generate non-consensual deepfake pornography of real women and children—triggered immediate global backlash, with governments condemning it as abuse and platforms accused of monetizing harm. The fallout marks the end of AI’s regulatory “Wild West,” accelerating a 2026 shift from passive oversight to active enforcement, where “Safety by Design” becomes a legal, code-level requirement rather than a policy promise.

💘 Seasonal Orbit: The Algorithm of Love

Romance is in the air, or maybe that’s just the scent of limited-edition, deep-fried marketing.

💚 BuzzBallz: The $35k Cocktail Proposal

Ready-to-drink brand BuzzBallz is auctioning a diamond ring to launch their new “Pink Lemonsqueezy” flavor. The 9-carat, lab-grown pink diamond is set inside a bedazzled mini-mold of their iconic round bottle. Proceeds from the auction will benefit a ‘heart-related’ charitable cause.

💚 Sweethearts: “Love in This Economy”

Forget “Be Mine.” This year, the classic candy brand updated their conversation hearts to reflect the crushing reality of the 2026 cost-of-living crisis.

Instead of love notes, the hearts feature pragmatic propositions like “SPLIT RENT”, “CAR POOL”, “COOK 4 2” and the ultra-romantic “BUY N BULK”.

Check out their video campaign: here

💚 Tinder: The “Breakup Bangs” Campaign Tinder closed out 2025 with a campaign that screams Anti-Valentines Day: “Breakup Bangs.” Breakups usually come with a need for radical change. Often, this tends to take the form of a very specific haircut: Bangs.

Partnering with the agency Mischief and celebrity stylists, Tinder dropped an actual bangs giveaway for people to test out the look before making it permanent.

🔗 Curated Links: Oddities & Inspirations

1. Wiggly Paint - Where Every Line Comes Alive

   Experience the pixel magic of Wiggly Paint’s drawing tool. Pro tip: Turn on the sound while drawing ✨

2. Live Font Ever - Typing With a Human Body

   We came across a Note by where she talked about a hilarious tool she created: livefontever.com. It lets you type with a font made from Bryan Johnson (the millionaire who’s trying to live forever, notorious for swapping blood with his son).

   

3. BlackBerry fans, this is for you: Meet the Clicks Communicator

   Ten years after BlackBerry ended its classic smartphones, the keyboard is back. The Clicks Communicator was created in collaboration with Joseph Hofer, the designer behind some of BlackBerry’s most iconic devices. Changeable covers, shortcut keys and the return of the 3.5mm headphone jack - enough to convince us.

   

4. Archive Team — Saving the Internet While It Disappears

   Since 2009, the Archive Team has been salvaging all of our digital history. A loose collective of archivists, engineers and volunteers dedicated to saving our digital heritage before they vanish through shutdowns, mergers and quiet deletions.

5. Internet Artifacts — A Museum of the Digital Mundane

   Talking about archiving the web, you gotta check out Internet Artifact. It’s basically an interactive excavation of the internet’s history, from the first spam email ever sent (1978) to the first set of emojis. The site also lets you interact with the artifacts - listen to the dial-up screech, click the original “Under Construction” banners, and feel the phantom weight of a geocities page.

   

   📸 Visual Inspiration

   Why Stranger Things revived the ITC Benguiat font and why designers went wild for it.

   

   When the Duffer Brothers were dreaming up Stranger Things, they kept thinking about the stuff that scared them as kids – thick Stephen King paperbacks with dramatic covers and even more dramatic type. When they hired Imaginary Forces to design the opening titles, they brought those books along as references. The common thread? ITC Benguiat, a 1977 typeface that once ruled horror shelves and mall bookstores, then got quietly exiled during the age of clean sans-serifs and “tasteful” minimalism.

   

   Using Benguiat wasn’t an accident—it was a vibe choice. Imaginary Forces leaned all the way in: glowing red letters, slow zooms, film grain, tiny imperfections. The type didn’t just show the title, it set the mood. The result won an Emmy and accidentally kicked off a design chain reaction. Suddenly, decorative fonts were cool again. Designers everywhere took it as permission to loosen up, embrace nostalgia, and have a little fun. Benguiat didn’t come back as a retro joke, it came back as proof that personality beats polish, and that sometimes the best way forward is through a slightly spooky, over-the-top serif

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   🎟 Pop-Culture Artifact of the Month

   KFC romance novel

   KFC Tender Wings of Desire: A Colonel Sanders Novella

   

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   In 2017, KFC released a branded romance novella titled Tender Wings of Desire. Yup, an actual love story, starring a smoldering, shirtless Colonel Sanders. It was published just in time for Mother’s Day and played completely straight, borrowing the breathless tropes of paperback romance: forbidden attraction, lingering glances, and fried chicken as fate.

   The stunt was marketing absurdity at its peak—and that’s why it worked. KFC didn’t sell chicken in the book; it sold vibe. By turning a corporate mascot into a romantic lead, the brand collapsed irony, nostalgia, and internet horniness into one highly shareable object. It’s peak Internet Ephemera: a cultural artifact designed less to be read than to be screenshotted, memed, and remembered as proof that brands briefly lost their minds—and won attention because of it..

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   🤔 Poll of the Month

   

   Thanks for reading!

   Forward this newsletter to your favorite design-nerd friends, internet nostalgics, and lovers of all things odd. See you next month—stay curious!

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