From Knock‑Off Boots to the Greatest Mafia Movie That Doesn’t Exist

Goncharov (1973) – Artifact of the Week

You’re scrolling Tumblr and stop on a pair of knock-off boots. The label reads:

Martin Scorsese Presents:

GONCHAROV – The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made.

You laugh. It’s clearly a glitch.

And just like that, you’re invested. The meme becomes a myth. The myth becomes lore. And the fever dream begins.