From Knock‑Off Boots to the Greatest Mafia Movie That Doesn’t Exist
Goncharov (1973) – Artifact of the Week
You’re scrolling Tumblr and stop on a pair of knock-off boots. The label reads:
Martin Scorsese Presents:
GONCHAROV – The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made.
You laugh. It’s clearly a glitch.
And just like that, you’re invested. The meme becomes a myth. The myth becomes lore. And the fever dream begins.




